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Old 05-10-2011, 06:24   #1
Mrs Glockrunner
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Texting For Seniors

Since more and more seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).
If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you:
ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CGU: Can't get up
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
PIMP: Pooped in my pants
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
GLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
OMG: Oy, My Grandchildren!
OMG: Ouch, My Groin!
WTF: What's Today's Fish?
RULKM: Are You Leaving Kids Money?
TGIF: Thank Goodness It's Four (Four O'Clock Early Bird Special)
MILF: Meal I'd Like To Forget
MGAD: My Grandson's A Doctor
SUS: Speak Up, Sonny
WIWYA: When I Was Your Age
GOML: Get Off My Lawn
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Old 05-13-2011, 06:47   #2
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Although I have no appreciation for some acronyms due to my English, it's awesome. I was pretty giggling.
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Old 05-13-2011, 09:55   #3
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too funny..........
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