My friends wife left him last Thursday, she said she was
going out for a pint of milk & never came back. I asked him how he was coping and he said,"Not bad"actually , I've been using that powdered stuff."
As Stephen F. Roberts so famously said speaking with a Christian apologist "I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."