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Old 05-09-2011, 22:22   #1
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Woman breaks into house and gives homeowner criminal enema

http://sonoma.patch.com/articles/pol...undby-children

Second paragraph for Tuesday, May 3.

I tried to come up with something clever to say, but i'm just SOL.
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Old 05-10-2011, 02:14   #2
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Open Carry would have prevented this.
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Old 05-10-2011, 09:27   #3
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Sorry, but I already gave at the office.





I wonder if he gave her a $30 co-pay?
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Old 05-10-2011, 09:45   #4
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She was properly hiding form her ex-boyfriend?!
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Old 05-10-2011, 09:50   #5
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Wow. A traveling enema nurse, what more could a fella ask for. What HMO is this?
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Old 05-10-2011, 10:04   #6
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Well, it IS California. Dude should be thankful it wasn't a male nurse.
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Old 05-10-2011, 11:23   #9
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Ahhhh, crap.
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Old 05-10-2011, 14:03   #10
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Old 05-10-2011, 15:42   #11
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jacquejet View Post
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I tried to come up with something clever to say, but i'm just SOL.
He never saw it coming...
He got hosed...
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Old 05-10-2011, 22:43   #12
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This is just plain wrong on SOOOOO many different levels.....

....and for those of you who might remember this song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5ep8jp2zkQ

Sorry, I couldn't resist..
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Old 05-11-2011, 05:08   #13
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What a pain in the ***
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Old 05-14-2011, 17:58   #14
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They need to give her a medal. After all, she probably saved him from this:

..................... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hks_t-HzSc
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That had to be an awkward telephone conversation with the Doc.
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