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05-09-2011, 22:22
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Woman breaks into house and gives homeowner criminal enema
http://sonoma.patch.com/articles/pol...undby-children
Second paragraph for Tuesday, May 3.
I tried to come up with something clever to say, but i'm just SOL.
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05-10-2011, 02:14
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There is only one thing to say:
Open Carry would have prevented this.
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05-10-2011, 09:27
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Sorry, but I already gave at the office.
I wonder if he gave her a $30 co-pay?
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Last edited by quantum36; 05-10-2011 at 09:29..
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05-10-2011, 09:45
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She was properly hiding form her ex-boyfriend?!
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05-10-2011, 09:50
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Wow. A traveling enema nurse, what more could a fella ask for. What HMO is this?
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05-10-2011, 10:04
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Well, it IS California. Dude should be thankful it wasn't a male nurse.
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05-10-2011, 10:21
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Here's looking up your old address
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DW
I am a professional I always aim true whether firing single shots or full automatic, I know neither fatigue nor failure I would take pride in my work but for one thing, I do not know my target, I am not the one that kills, that distinction belongs to the man who pulls my trigger, I am an assault rifle my name is Kalashnikov
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05-10-2011, 11:19
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Speechless
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05-10-2011, 11:23
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Ahhhh, crap.
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05-10-2011, 14:03
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Obamacare.
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05-10-2011, 15:42
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jacquejet
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I tried to come up with something clever to say, but i'm just SOL.
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He never saw it coming...
He got hosed...
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05-10-2011, 22:43
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This is just plain wrong on SOOOOO many different levels..... 
....and for those of you who might remember this song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5ep8jp2zkQ
Sorry, I couldn't resist.. 
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05-11-2011, 05:08
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Hook 'Em Up
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What a pain in the ***
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05-14-2011, 17:58
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They need to give her a medal. After all, she probably saved him from this:
..................... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hks_t-HzSc
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05-14-2011, 18:43
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CLM Number 122
Why so serious?
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Takes "Up yours!" to a whole new level. 
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05-15-2011, 18:01
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That had to be an awkward telephone conversation with the Doc.
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