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Old 05-14-2011, 22:10   #1
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One of our members is posting in another forum...

I'll give you three guesses who it is........ an 070 is a 30-pound chain saw BTW. Here's what I found, and I hesitate to even show it to you.... it's that incriminating....

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I would keep that 090. I humped an 070 in the woods for a few years, and still have a soft spot in my heart for the 070s/090s. I was a crazy man with a chain saw. Got bit once, by an 070 with a bow blade. Just a nick, but it was sobering. I worked without a shirt about 9 months out of the year. I even got used to a butt crack full of sawdust. Ate ticks and redbugs for breakfast, and blew enough saw exhaust into the bushes ahead of me that snakes were seldom a problem. Stopped at a store after work each day in the crew truck (our name for a crummy) and bought a tall sixpack of Buds for the trip home. Got cleaned up, hit the bars, shot pool, chased bimbos, fought (never went to jail, believe it or not, because I didn't give the coppers any crap), went in to work on about 3 hours of sleep, and did it again. I never could figure out how I always ran out of money half way through the week. But somehow, by the grace of God, I found my way. Finally. When I look back, I shake my head and wonder....

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Old 05-15-2011, 11:37   #2
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I know the mystery identity...

He's an enigma.
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Old 05-15-2011, 15:24   #3
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I'll give you three guesses who it is........ an 070 is a 30-pound chain saw BTW. Here's what I found, and I hesitate to even show it to you.... it's that incriminating....
Give us a hint. Is he a close personal friend?
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Old 05-15-2011, 15:32   #4
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It was Vigilant in the library with the candlestick.
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Old 05-15-2011, 15:44   #5
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Give us a hint. Is he a close personal friend?
Alright, alright..... I'll give you one hint: He has a fictitious nephew named Merle.
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Old 05-15-2011, 16:44   #6
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I know the mystery identity...

He's an enigma.
Wrapped in a riddle. With sawdust in his buttcrack.

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