Who is the most seasoned cop on GT? - Page 6

**Hack** · 05-25-2011, 08:16

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Originally Posted by Dragoon44

My Favorite Jesus quote is, "wisdom is justified of her children" He was pointing out the inconsistencies of the arguments of his opponents. Today and to use that seems a very mild rebuke but in his day it was quite harsh.

In todays language it would go something like, "If your argument was true then it would remain consistent, since it's not it not only shows how false your argument is, but how stupid you are."

Indeed. Trouble is, where I work there are so many who are not educated to at least the high school level, that they would understand it in that wording.

Vigilant · 05-25-2011, 09:27

My favorite one went something like: "Now let me tell you something, you bloody rectal commedian".

Oh wait. That was someone else.

Seriously, I agree with Hack in that there are some Christian teachings which were meant in a certain context. For example, it was customary for some in years past to accept any accusations that were made toward them, true or false, out of reverence for Christ enduring all the false accusations that came His way. That's fine in a cloistered environment, such as a convent. In our world, we would not last with that mindset.

lawman800 · 05-25-2011, 10:53

"I fart in your general direction."

That's my favorite insult. It is very dismissive yet funny at the same time.

***Dragoon44*** · 05-25-2011, 11:00

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Originally Posted by lawman800

"I fart in your general direction."

That's my favorite insult. It is very dismissive yet funny at the same time.

" your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries."

lawman800 · 05-25-2011, 11:01

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Originally Posted by Dragoon44

" your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries."

Your breath is so bad, I wish you would just fart instead.

pgg00 · 05-25-2011, 11:36

Started in 1998. Nowhere near the level of people here. And I don't have the sophistication of Cochese, Alaskapopo, or Lawman800

On a side note, why can't we have shoot on the northwest coast? I can't afford to go to GA

Mas Ayoob · 05-25-2011, 11:55

PGG00, at least one of us is going to be at the Washington State IDPA championships this year, www.idpa.com. ...

pgg00 · 05-25-2011, 12:11

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Originally Posted by Mas Ayoob

PGG00, at least one of us is going to be at the Washington State IDPA championships this year, www.idpa.com. ...

Hopefully I have those days off. Would be nice to watch. I'm nowhere near that good to get into the match.

PS. You wrote an article a few years ago about an incident a friend of mine was in. I've used it several times for training classes since.

***series1811*** · 07-12-2011, 10:38

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Originally Posted by Dragoon44

I'd go through a door with you anytime Mas,

I have met Mas personally, ( I took his LFI police instructors course back in 1988) He is an outstanding guy, while his LE career may have been part time he has what it takes, he is also one of the most down to earth guys I have ever met among well known personalities.

But Mas, greatest gift is his teaching ability, the man is a truly gifted teacher. I learned more in his class than I learned in most of the other firearms courses I have taken combined.

You're not kidding. A class act all the way. I think I have read pretty much everything Mas has written, a lot of it more than once. I really think that there are at least a couple of times that I didn't get hurt or worse, by applying lessons I learned from him.

***Dragoon44*** · 07-12-2011, 10:43

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Originally Posted by series1811

You're not kidding. A class act all the way. I think I have read pretty much everything Mas has written, a lot of it more than once. I really think that there are at least a couple of times that I didn't get hurt or worse, by applying lessons I learned from him.

So there you are slacker! long time no see, you gonna use the excuse that yo got a life?

Good to see ya Bro!

Napalm561 · 07-12-2011, 13:17

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Originally Posted by CAcop

Almost 14 now.

Seasoned?

SAR

Crustiest?

Dragoon

Dragon has a picture of Jesus in his high school year book.

Vigilant · 07-12-2011, 13:41

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Originally Posted by Napalm561

Dragon has a picture of Jesus in his high school year book.

Come on now, let's keep this real. I did hear that he and Atilla the Hun were roommates in College.

lawman800 · 07-12-2011, 13:59

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Originally Posted by Napalm561

Dragon has a picture of Jesus in his high school year book.

Dragoon was the old, crusty custodian. Dragoon graduated from high school on day four. By day seven, he was already the night watchman at the garden of eden.

PuroMexicano · 07-12-2011, 17:13

stop making fun of old people, it's not correct!!!

Vigilant · 07-12-2011, 17:56

Hey Puro! How do you feel about illegal immigration?

**RussP** · 07-12-2011, 19:30

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Originally Posted by lawman800

Dragoon was the old, crusty custodian. Dragoon graduated from high school on day four. By day seven, he was already the night watchman at the garden of eden.

So he's responsible for letting the serpent in?

lawman800 · 07-12-2011, 19:50

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Originally Posted by RussP

So he's responsible for letting the serpent in?

No no no... he hatched the serpent when the serpent was still in the egg on Day 5. Dragoon's first call as a police officer was serving the eviction notice on Adam and Eve for violating the terms of their rental agreement.

I heard Dragoon didn't have his hat on and he did follow Eve on foot for 7 days in the desert, but that was before there was a jurisdiction since the tribes have not set boundaries yet.

**Hack** · 07-12-2011, 21:34

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Originally Posted by lawman800

No no no... he hatched the serpent when the serpent was still in the egg on Day 5. Dragoon's first call as a police officer was serving the eviction notice on Adam and Eve for violating the terms of their rental agreement.

I heard Dragoon didn't have his hat on and he did follow Eve on foot for 7 days in the desert, but that was before there was a jurisdiction since the tribes have not set boundaries yet.

I am beginning to think it is time to get out the chest waders.

steveksux · 07-12-2011, 22:51

I don't recall if that guy actually passed and became a cop, but if he did make it, I think the obvious answer is the guy that posted the thread about psych evals and "the one time" thing with peanut butter and the dog.

Unless peanut butter is technically "not" considered a seasoning.

Randy

lawman800 · 07-13-2011, 01:47

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Originally Posted by steveksux

I don't recall if that guy actually passed and became a cop, but if he did make it, I think the obvious answer is the guy that posted the thread about psych evals and "the one time" thing with peanut butter and the dog.

Unless peanut butter is technically "not" considered a seasoning.

Randy

I would rule peanut butter as actual foodstuff and not a seasoning. OC is food grade and that can be a seasoning. So whoever got sprayed a lot qualifies.

***Glockdude1*** · 07-13-2011, 08:19

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Originally Posted by Hack

I am beginning to think it is time to get out the chest waders.

I'm thinking......

Gotta have room for all of us in this thread.........

**Hack** · 07-13-2011, 08:23

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Originally Posted by Glockdude1

I'm thinking......

Gotta have room for all of us in this thread.........

It's gettin' deep I tell ya!

Mayhem like Me · 07-13-2011, 08:51

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Originally Posted by Glockdude1

I'm thinking......

Gotta have room for all of us in this thread.........

That brings back memories of "the carrot Patch" on stickdeath.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elj2m1x-oEk

David Armstrong · 07-13-2011, 08:59

I'm not sure just how to figure this, as I retired twice and still work part-time occassionally, but let's put it like this...I remember the first article Mas Ayoob had printed in Police Product News!

PuroMexicano · 07-13-2011, 11:20

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Originally Posted by Vigilant

Hey Puro! How do you feel about illegal immigration?