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Old 05-24-2011, 09:58   #26
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My wife thinks that buying something that she doesn't need on sale is saving money.




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Old 05-24-2011, 10:27   #27
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Oh yah, fer sure, eh?

And bring it on, Hack! You ain't got nothin I ain't heard before! Her friends HATED yanks. Not disliked, HATED! Can't imagine why it didn't work out...
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Old 05-24-2011, 15:50   #28
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Some dont realize that us in Law Enforcement arent like normal people. Normal people go "away" from shots fired, but we are of a different breed, we gravitate towards trouble....
Not just law enforcement, but public safety in general. FF/paramedic here and I was at dinner with the girlfriend one night, when a kid in the table next to us starts choking on a mint. The kid is crying trying to cough up the mint, so I just kind of sat there watching him and his parents to see what they were doing. He was crying so I knew he was breathing.
Well, that didn't last long, he must have swallowed it and pushed it further down because he went quite. I get up to now do something, just as his mom is beating him on his back, causing the mint to dislodge. I tell them I am a medic and look him over real quick.
I go back to my table and continue with my meal, the gf looks like she has seen a ghost, is shaking and says she can't eat anymore.
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Old 05-24-2011, 22:02   #29
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I have had to train every girlfriend to think differently and to condition them that if I am running toward danger or reacting to a threat, their best way to help me is to get fa away from me and call it in while giving a detailed description of me so I don't get shot by responding officers.
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Old 05-24-2011, 23:12   #30
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My wife knew I was headed for police work long before we got married. When I started EOD work, she decided she really didn't want to know where I was or what I was doing.
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Old 05-25-2011, 07:02   #32
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Oh yah, fer sure, eh?

And bring it on, Hack! You ain't got nothin I ain't heard before! Her friends HATED yanks. Not disliked, HATED! Can't imagine why it didn't work out...
Well now! Time to dig out something on talkin' Southron.
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My wife knew I was headed for police work long before we got married. When I started EOD work, she decided she really didn't want to know where I was or what I was doing.
Mine is kind of that way concerning what I do. No descriptions of what have you at work, unless it is comical.
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Old 05-25-2011, 10:39   #34
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Well now! Time to dig out something on talkin' Southron.
You DO know that Detroit is NORTH of Windsor, right? I'm just sayin

I still love that Journey song, even tho their geography is off. "South Detroit is Windsor!"
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Old 05-25-2011, 19:25   #35
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Some dont realize that us in Law Enforcement arent like normal people. Normal people go "away" from shots fired, but we are of a different breed, we gravitate towards trouble. Several years ago on Valentine's Day my wife had to bring the church copier machine(very large) to a repair shop about 30 minutes away so I was off and said I'd go along for the ride and take her out to lunch, since it was Valentine's day. Well we picked up the copier in her new Toyota Sienna(V6 266 hp), seatbelt the copier in it. We're driving through a local city and we're stopped at a traffic light when 2 cars in front of us I see a passenger side door open the Yukon SUV starts to go forward and a female jumps out of the moving vehicle screaming,"help, help, call the police, help, she falls and hits her head. My wife says, " Are you gonna do something?" LOL, I start to get out to assist when the female jumps up and jumps into another vehicle with a bewildered driver ,lol. The Yukon takes off, the female takes off, I dont know what we got here, whether it was a domestic, an abduction or maybe an assault but something just isn't right. I get back into the Sienna and tell my wife who is driving,"Follow that Yukon!" While she is following it I immediately have the local PD on the phone, identify myself, tell them what occurred and our direction of travel. Dispatcher tells me to stay with the suspect vehicle. Ok, my wife is listening pretty good and is following the Yukon, the Yukon is going through parking lots, avoiding traffic lights, running traffic lights and we are safely behind it. Then the dispatcher wanted the plate #, so with my cop humor, "Honey, can you speed it up a bit so I can see the plate?" Now the Yukon finally realizes that we are following him and starts accelerating( but there was no way he was going to outrun that damn mini van,LOL), I'm still on the phone with the PD, we actually drove right past their HQ, still no marked units. Finally what seemed like eternity I can see the first unit coming up behind us, tell the dispatcher that we are just in front of it, we pull to the shoulder and let it by. PD unit does the stop, I assist the Sgt with the stop. Turns out it was a domestic, the BF had smacked the GF, the GF had jumped out, BF panicked because he was on probation and took off. 2nd unit arrived, I'm good to go, as I am walking back to the Sienna, my wife is on her cell phone talking to a co worker, practically hyper ventilating,lol, I hear her say, "And- he- told- me- to -go- faster!"lmao. Needless to say, she admitted that she doesnt know how I can do things like this, be calm like they are "normal" incidents. I explained they are normal things to a police officer, we help those who need help. Needless to say, it was a Valentine's Day that she will never forget. And the copier machine made it to the repair shop in one piece. lol
Having chased a stolen minivan of the same model, I have to agree, he wasnt going to outrun that thing. Surprisingly fast, and very capable off road. (that is, if you dont care about what happens to it at the end of the chase)
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My friend bought a Sienna and showed us all the features. I was very impressed with the hidden underseat lazy Susan that can hold a Tommy Gun and the motorized doors with the seatbelts mounted perfectly so that you can strap yourself in, open the side sliding door, and hang out like a door gunner off a Huey gunship.
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Old 05-26-2011, 01:36   #37
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My wife would probably hand me the baby, tell me to go downstairs and grab her duty gun on her way out to handle ****.
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Old 05-27-2011, 02:05   #38
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Some dont realize that us in Law Enforcement arent like normal people. Normal people go "away" from shots fired, but we are of a different breed, we gravitate towards trouble. Several years ago on Valentine's Day my wife had to bring the church copier machine(very large) to a repair shop about 30 minutes away so I was off and said I'd go along for the ride and take her out to lunch, since it was Valentine's day. Well we picked up the copier in her new Toyota Sienna(V6 266 hp), seatbelt the copier in it. We're driving through a local city and we're stopped at a traffic light when 2 cars in front of us I see a passenger side door open the Yukon SUV starts to go forward and a female jumps out of the moving vehicle screaming,"help, help, call the police, help, she falls and hits her head. My wife says, " Are you gonna do something?" LOL, I start to get out to assist when the female jumps up and jumps into another vehicle with a bewildered driver ,lol. The Yukon takes off, the female takes off, I dont know what we got here, whether it was a domestic, an abduction or maybe an assault but something just isn't right. I get back into the Sienna and tell my wife who is driving,"Follow that Yukon!" While she is following it I immediately have the local PD on the phone, identify myself, tell them what occurred and our direction of travel. Dispatcher tells me to stay with the suspect vehicle. Ok, my wife is listening pretty good and is following the Yukon, the Yukon is going through parking lots, avoiding traffic lights, running traffic lights and we are safely behind it. Then the dispatcher wanted the plate #, so with my cop humor, "Honey, can you speed it up a bit so I can see the plate?" Now the Yukon finally realizes that we are following him and starts accelerating( but there was no way he was going to outrun that damn mini van,LOL), I'm still on the phone with the PD, we actually drove right past their HQ, still no marked units. Finally what seemed like eternity I can see the first unit coming up behind us, tell the dispatcher that we are just in front of it, we pull to the shoulder and let it by. PD unit does the stop, I assist the Sgt with the stop. Turns out it was a domestic, the BF had smacked the GF, the GF had jumped out, BF panicked because he was on probation and took off. 2nd unit arrived, I'm good to go, as I am walking back to the Sienna, my wife is on her cell phone talking to a co worker, practically hyper ventilating,lol, I hear her say, "And- he- told- me- to -go- faster!"lmao. Needless to say, she admitted that she doesnt know how I can do things like this, be calm like they are "normal" incidents. I explained they are normal things to a police officer, we help those who need help. Needless to say, it was a Valentine's Day that she will never forget. And the copier machine made it to the repair shop in one piece. lol
My wife didn't understand when I communicated this little story to her.

In 2002, while working in Irving, TX, I was taking a break from work and heard gunfire. Not a car backfiring, but real live rounds, gunfire, coming from the other side of a nearby building. So I take off to find out what is happening, being judiciously careful when approaching the corner of the building so I can discern what is going down. It seems that the Irving PD is conducting a live fire training session there. After considering what has happened, I later came to the conclusion that someone in Irving PD was nuts. That was too close to occupied housing.

About a month later that same department had a shooting that killed an officer in a supposedly "rubber gun" training exercise.

What my wife could not understand is why I didn't go inside and call the PD instead of checking myself. Hey I run to gunfire, not away.
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Old 05-27-2011, 12:26   #39
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Mine would have told me to take my gun so If I got shot she could say I was In the line of Duty so she could collect the benefits...
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My wife would wake me from my nap and go see what was going on.

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I live in the sticks and we hear gunfire all the time out here.........My wife will usually just ask, "What caliber do ya think that one is?"
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Old 05-28-2011, 11:44   #43
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Mine always asks me if I have my gun...as if she has ever asked me that and the answer has been anything but "yes".
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Old 05-28-2011, 23:47   #44
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My wife always gets pissed whenever she hears a noise late at night and I grab my gun. She has said that I am overly paranoid, and I always tell her that I'd rather be paranoid than dead.

Then again, this is the same wife who pitched a serious fit when I came home from the Academy with my duty weapon. She actually had the stones to tell me that I couldn't carry it anywhere. I just looked at her and laughed. Been almost 1 years now and I still love her.
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I have had to train every girlfriend to think differently and to condition...
Ya know, if you were to sleep with your co-workers, you'd solve that particular problem. What could go wrong?
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Ya know, if you were to sleep with your co-workers, you'd solve that particular problem. What could go wrong?
Oh yeah... Female officers... Let's see:

The old fat ones who like to Sputnik on duty?

The young fat ones who cop an attitude to make up for lack of ability?

The crazy ones that make dispatchers seem normal?

The normal ones that just aren't very attractive?

Or

The manly ones with more chest hair than me?
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Old 05-29-2011, 16:52   #48
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Oh yeah... Female officers... Let's see:

The old fat ones who like to Sputnik on duty?

The young fat ones who cop an attitude to make up for lack of ability?

The crazy ones that make dispatchers seem normal?

The normal ones that just aren't very attractive?

Or

The manly ones with more chest hair than me?
Well, given THOSE choices, I'd say you need a new fishin hole, brother.
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Old 05-29-2011, 17:00   #49
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Well, given THOSE choices, I'd say you need a new fishin hole, brother.
Negative. We have a fairly strict policy on fraternization, especially between ranks. We had one supervisor transferred out because he was involved with a subordinate. Not worth it. But then again, it is also affected by who likes you and who will step up to protect you.
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