>> Subject: Planning War
Sitting in a Bar with the Commander & Chief
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WW III. We're going to kill 40 million Iraqis and a beautiful blonde with big boobs."
The guy looks puzzled and says, "A beautiful blonde with big boobs?
Why kill a beautiful blonde with big boobs?"
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder, and says, "See, I TOLD you no one would worry about the 40 million Iraqis! Let's ROLL!"