Ummm, Okie my man, I don't know how to tell you this but.........they lie. Sorry if the truth hurts.
On a related note, I just recently bought a pair of Sennheiser CX-280 earbuds for my iPod and they're pretty awesome for their $49.00 price tag.
ďA democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until the majority discovers it can vote itself largess out of the public treasury."
― Elmer T Peterson