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Old 08-17-2011, 14:49   #1
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I'm Back, I'm Back, I'm Back! Bwaaahahahaha!

After 8 days of no internet the ISP company finally came out, updated all the equipment and aimed it at a new tower.

I was so weary from internet withdrawal that it took me four shots to hit the technician after he had completed to work but I finally managed to shoot him just a little.

I shall now scribble forum names on scraps of paper and draw one from a chicken grease stained paper bag to determine my first forum victim.

I'm giddy with excitement... even though I'm out of scotch!

Oh, yeah, load something, or whatever it is we do around here. I think I've forgotten.


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Old 08-17-2011, 14:56   #2
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Thaaaat's why it's been so fun around here the last few days.
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Old 08-17-2011, 14:57   #3
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Welcome back Jack. Eight days with no internet,wow! I'm glad your back. I haven't seen Doc Holiday or TBO in a while either. I hope all is well with them.
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Old 08-17-2011, 15:15   #4
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You were gone?
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Old 08-17-2011, 15:16   #5
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Old 08-17-2011, 15:39   #6
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It was painfully quiet the last week or so... (I've been very busy myself this last month.. had some other projects taking my time).

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The fire is no longer my major concern since I am leaving immediately on an unexpected road trip to Indianapolis. Watch the national news over the next couple of days, I'll wave... well, only if I'm cuffed in the front.
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Old 08-17-2011, 16:43   #7
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I thought it had been awful quiet aroudn here. Glad you are doing well.
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Old 08-17-2011, 19:02   #8
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Welcome back Jack.
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Old 08-17-2011, 19:06   #9
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Who in the hell is Jack?
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Old 08-17-2011, 19:13   #10
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ISP down for 8 days! That is what happens when you own 2 red presses and a LFC die.......
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Old 08-17-2011, 20:20   #11
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HI JACK!!!! Oh no did I just say that. Thank goodness I’m not at the airport.
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Old 08-17-2011, 21:19   #12
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I think he's trying to pull one over on us.

No internet access? Ha! I'd bet he just refilled his blue pill Rx and was mustering all his energy in other areas of interest.
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Old 08-17-2011, 21:25   #13
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I've quite enjoyed the peace and solitude
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Old 08-17-2011, 22:05   #14
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I want a refund.

For what I slipped your ISP's admin, they were supposed to keep you offline at least two weeks and feed you some BS about solar flares and gamma radiation blocking your signal.
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Old 08-17-2011, 22:29   #15
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It would appear that we're going to be involved in a 'targets of opportunity' situation... multiple, multiple, multiple targets of opportunity.

Not only do I look a lot like an elephant, I have a memory like one.


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Old 08-17-2011, 22:33   #16
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For those of you who have never met Jack, it's a similar smell too.
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Old 08-17-2011, 22:35   #17
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There's another one for the list.


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Old 08-17-2011, 22:45   #18
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Sono davvero allergico alle anguille sotto aceto.
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Old 08-17-2011, 22:49   #19
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He's also got coarse hair and terrible table manners like an elephant.

Glad yer back on the air, Jack!
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Old 08-18-2011, 02:16   #20
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Welcome back.

New youtube video coming soon..? I hope.
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Old 08-18-2011, 06:51   #21
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Good to have you back! I was wondering if you were OK.

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Old 08-18-2011, 06:56   #22
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Thaaaat's why it's been so quiet around here the last few days.


Fixed that for you...
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Old 08-18-2011, 06:58   #23
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He must have run-out of little blue pills, that's why he is back.

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Old 08-18-2011, 07:00   #24
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Welcome back, was starting to have Jack post withdrawals.
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