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08-18-2011, 18:28
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CLM Number 128
Litter Kitty
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The most functional word in the English language
Well, it's **** ... that's right, ****!
**** may just be the most functional word in the English language.
You can smoke ****, buy ****, sell ****, lose ****, find ****, forget **** and tell others to eat ****.
Some people know their ****, while others can't tell the difference between **** and brasso.
There are lucky ****s, dumb ****s and crazy ****s. There is bull ****, horse **** and chicken ****.
You can throw ****, sling ****, catch ****, shoot the ****,(or duck when the **** hits the fan).
You can give a **** or serve **** on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep **** or be happier than a pig in ****.
Some days are colder than ****, some days are hotter than **** and some days are just plain ****ty.
Some music sounds like ****, things can look like **** and there are times when you feel like ****.
You can have too much ****, not enough ****, the right ****, the wrong **** or a lot of weird ****.
You can carry ****, have a mountain of ****, or find yourself up **** creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to **** and other times you fall in a bucket of **** and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your ****, you don't need to know anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a ****; or not do so if you don't give a ****!
Well, ****, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a **** and hope you had a nice day, without any ****. But, if you happened to catch a load of **** from some ****-head..........
Well, **** Happens!!!
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I believe in gun control
You control your gun and I'll control mine
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08-18-2011, 18:31
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CLM Number 296
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SHTF?
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"I'd wager G would waterboard a salmon."--tous
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08-18-2011, 18:32
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Punkin' Drublic
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I saw what you did there.... 
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But you know I don't give a light, I'm gunna make out alright, I got a sweetheart hand to put a stop to all this b****in' and moanin'.
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08-18-2011, 18:34
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CLM Number 128
Litter Kitty
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Tasmania, Australia
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Angry Fist
I saw what you did there.... |
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I believe in gun control
You control your gun and I'll control mine
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08-18-2011, 18:41
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Southern Lady
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Walking with the Lord
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And....if one of my facebook friends posts that, and I do not post a disclaimer, I could be removed from my job, and placed AWAY from my students.
It just happened. We had to SIGN a statement on our first day back regarding this. 
Or if I agree with a post about a belief in God...or freedom ....
I could be placed in an administrative office where I don't have contact with children.
Yes, we have freedom of speech in America.
I am deleting my facebook account this weekend.
I knew I couldn't have my students be my friends, and I didn't.
But I had no idea how limited I am.
We need to CHERISH our freedom of speech....regardless of what it says!
We are losing it in bits and pieces!
Ossi! 
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"Let the words of my mouth and the meditations of my heart be acceptable unto you, OH LORD! My strength and my redeemer!"
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Last edited by kcb; 08-18-2011 at 18:47..
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08-18-2011, 18:45
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: NM
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stuff?
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08-18-2011, 18:46
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Southern Lady
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NMG26
stuff?
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Yeah! Right Ossi?
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"Let the words of my mouth and the meditations of my heart be acceptable unto you, OH LORD! My strength and my redeemer!"
Karen
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08-18-2011, 18:46
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GET A ROPE!
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Potash.
The word is potash.
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08-18-2011, 18:48
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Southern Lady
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tous
Potash.
The word is potash.
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It's whatever someone wants the word to be.
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"Let the words of my mouth and the meditations of my heart be acceptable unto you, OH LORD! My strength and my redeemer!"
Karen
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08-18-2011, 18:50
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GET A ROPE!
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I want it to be potash.
So, there.
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08-18-2011, 18:54
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No.......**** is still better. Like in this case.
"When he finds out, he is going to stuff!"
Does not work as well as ****.
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08-18-2011, 20:48
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AAAAAAAAGHHH!!!
Join Date: Apr 2004
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What have you done with OSSI?
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How's about a British jig and reel?"
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08-19-2011, 01:45
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GET A ROPE!
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Where is everybody?
Daylight's a-wasting, slug-a-beds!
<--- not willing to reveal what I have done with OSSI
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08-19-2011, 01:52
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CLM Number 296
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"I'd wager G would waterboard a salmon."--tous
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08-19-2011, 02:30
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GET A ROPE!
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08-19-2011, 03:34
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'nuff said
Join Date: Aug 2002
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Well ****... all the good ones are covered.
BTW... why is **** a bad word? Why can you say crap and poop but not ****?
A turd by any other name still stinks.
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A man should look for what is, and not for what he thinks should be - Albert Einstein
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08-19-2011, 03:42
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Where's my EBT?
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Tampa, FL
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NMG26
stuff?
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That's all your house is...a place to keep your stuff while you go out and buy more stuff. Eventually you have to move into a bigger house, because you've got too much stuff!
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Matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration; we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death. Life is a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves. And now...the weather! ---- Bill Hicks
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08-19-2011, 04:03
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Location: Alaska
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kcb
And....if one of my facebook friends posts that, and I do not post a disclaimer, I could be removed from my job, and placed AWAY from my students.
It just happened. We had to SIGN a statement on our first day back regarding this.
Or if I agree with a post about a belief in God...or freedom ....
I could be placed in an administrative office where I don't have contact with children.
Yes, we have freedom of speech in America.
I am deleting my facebook account this weekend.
I knew I couldn't have my students be my friends, and I didn't.
But I had no idea how limited I am.
We need to CHERISH our freedom of speech....regardless of what it says!
We are losing it in bits and pieces!
Ossi! |
Sounds like we have already lost freedom of speech. 
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08-19-2011, 04:05
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GET A ROPE!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Blast
A turd by any other name still stinks.
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Not if they're petrified.
I happen to know that HerrGlock has an extensive prehistoric turd collection. Museum quality, it is.
Or, was it rubber duckies he collects?
Now, I'm not sure.
I don't think rubber duckies stink much.
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08-19-2011, 05:09
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Nah, I got a rubber ducky themed bathroom. They smell much better.
I'm reminded of the great statement of modern life movie and one of the quotes therein, "Well that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word." 
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"The way I see it as soon as a baby is born, he should be issued a banjo!"- Linus Van Pelt
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08-19-2011, 09:14
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GET A ROPE!
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What if the rubber duckies come to life and declare themselves the masters of your bathroom?
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08-19-2011, 10:32
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CLM Number 2
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tous
What if the rubber duckies come to life and declare themselves the masters of your bathroom?
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They can have it. I've got two more. I'll just lock the door and pretend it doesn't exist.
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Sent from my rotary phone
"The way I see it as soon as a baby is born, he should be issued a banjo!"- Linus Van Pelt
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08-19-2011, 11:43
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'nuff said
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**** is also one of the top three words people are most likely to say when seeing doom approach... usually preceded by "OH..."
You can use your imagination, but a hint; the others are 4 letter and 3 letter. 
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A man should look for what is, and not for what he thinks should be - Albert Einstein
Last edited by Blast; 08-19-2011 at 11:44..
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08-19-2011, 11:57
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CLM Number 2
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Blast
**** is also one of the top three words people are most likely to say when seeing doom approach... usually preceded by "OH..."
You can use your imagination, but a hint; the others are 4 letter and 3 letter. |
One of the more interesting NTSB reports I've ever read said something like
95% of all last words on recorders for aircraft accidents are "oh s***" in English. Regardless of the pilot's native language.
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Sent from my rotary phone
"The way I see it as soon as a baby is born, he should be issued a banjo!"- Linus Van Pelt
UNIX - Not just for Vestal Virgins any more
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08-19-2011, 14:49
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CLM Number 296
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Manure happens!
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"I'd wager G would waterboard a salmon."--tous
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