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Old 08-28-2011, 00:49   #1
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The Mall Ninja of Yeovil...

Ever run across a Ninja on while on patrol?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpZbNAdOy7g
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Old 08-28-2011, 01:26   #2
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If more people would take the initiative like him, it wouldn't matter how short we are on patrol....
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Old 08-28-2011, 03:05   #3
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What a weirdo. He probably has a Labrador that tells him to kill nurses too.
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Old 08-28-2011, 03:21   #4
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What a weirdo. He probably has a Labrador that tells him to kill nurses too.
Nah, it's a rottie. I heard him speak meself laddy.
















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Old 08-28-2011, 04:25   #5
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I was waiting for John Cleese, Michael Palin and crew to show up...."Now for something completely different".....Gotta love the Brits...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piWCB...eature=related
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Old 08-28-2011, 04:39   #6
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What I would like to know is while he is spending all that time on the streets. Playing ninja and striking poses like a nine year old. Who's protecting his wife and kids.
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Old 08-28-2011, 05:29   #7
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Who's protecting his wife and kids?
A real ninja.
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Old 08-28-2011, 07:37   #8
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Who's protecting his wife and kids.
Wife and kids are probably safer while he's out of the house.
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Old 08-28-2011, 07:55   #9
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Good Lord, I couldn't get past the "growl". What a weirdo.
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Old 08-28-2011, 07:55   #10
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Wife and kids are probably safer while he's out of the house.
LOL, it would be tragic if someone were injured with his foam sword.
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Old 08-28-2011, 08:04   #11
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Why the foam sword? Is that sort of like those folks here with fake Spike's cans on their firearms?
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Old 08-28-2011, 09:08   #12
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Why the foam sword? Is that sort of like those folks here with fake Spike's cans on their firearms?
The foam sword acts as a sponge and quickly pulls the blood from the bad guy, thus incapacitating said bad guy in record time.
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Old 08-28-2011, 09:22   #13
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Wife and kids are probably safer while he's out of the house.
I hadn't thought of that.
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Old 08-28-2011, 09:25   #14
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Old 08-28-2011, 11:49   #15
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Why does he carry a foam ninja sword? Why not at least a wooded one in case of an assault/self defense?
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Old 08-28-2011, 12:00   #16
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whats whith the hand thing when he walks? is that a secret ninja thing?
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Old 08-28-2011, 12:50   #17
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I'm pretty sure Ryu from Ninja Gaiden walks like that... in the NES version...
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Old 08-28-2011, 13:01   #18
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I need to work on my growl if I'm going to be a true ninja.

I wonder if he visits the mall on weekends?
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Old 08-28-2011, 13:41   #19
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The line at 0:26 says it all:

".....by day he is a security guard".

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Old 08-28-2011, 15:30   #20
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Panzer is right "Security Guard by day," really says it all!

How could you not take him seriously though walking around like a raver kid making an imaginary ball with his hands!
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Old 08-28-2011, 17:53   #21
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What I would like to know is while he is spending all that time on the streets. Playing ninja and striking poses like a nine year old. Who's protecting his wife and kids.
You are giving him WAY too much credit.
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Old 08-28-2011, 18:01   #22
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Come visit the USA & meet Mr. Taser. & Mr. Glock if he pulled that sword foam or not.
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Old 08-28-2011, 18:13   #23
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Come visit the USA & meet Mr. Taser. & Mr. Glock if he pulled that sword foam or not.
The foam sword is for taking on Tele-Tubbies and Mr. Gumby

For more advanced creatures he relies on his growl and menacing stance.
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The foam sword is for taking on Tele-Tubbies and Mr. Gumby

For more advanced creatures he relies on his growl and menacing stance.
Sad part is it appears he reproduced.
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Old 08-28-2011, 18:23   #25
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I've never advocated flash mob attacks, but....
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