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Old 08-31-2011, 06:11   #1
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Beer Joint Sues Church

Texas Beer Joint Sues Church In Mt. Vernon , Texas

Drummond's Bar began construction on expansion of their building to increase their business.

In response, the local Baptist Church started a campaign to block the bar from expanding with petitions and prayers. Work progressed right up until the week before the grand reopening when lightning struck the building and it burned to the ground!

After the bar burned to the ground due to the lightning strike, the church folks were rather smug in their outlook, bragging about "the power of prayer ", until the bar owner sued the church on the grounds that the church . . ."was ultimately responsible for the demise of his building, either through direct or indirect actions or means."

In its reply to the court, the church vehemently denied all responsibility or any connection to the building's demise.

The judge read through the plaintiff's complaint and the defendant's reply, and at the opening hearing he commented, "I don't know how I'm going to decide this, but it appears from the paperwork that we have a bar owner who believes in the power of prayer, and an entire church congregation that now does not."
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Old 08-31-2011, 12:08   #2
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Go figure. Not surprised.
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Old 08-31-2011, 12:29   #3
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Old 09-01-2011, 04:28   #4
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In its reply to the court, the church vehemently denied all responsibility or any connection to the building's demise.
Reminds me that Peter denied Jesus three times.
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Old 09-01-2011, 04:29   #5
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Wait...the best customers burned the place to the ground?
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Old 09-01-2011, 22:29   #6
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Wait...the best customers burned the place to the ground?

Wait a sec, the place was in Texas, not Ireland.
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