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Old 09-16-2011, 07:15   #1
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The clam is screaming in space ...

repeat:
The clam is screaming in space.

Please go to your designated fictional apocalypse check points immediately.

I repeat:
The clam is screaming in space.

That is all.
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Old 09-16-2011, 07:51   #2
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Now wouldn't that require a car named Gay Deceiver to do just such a thing?
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Old 09-16-2011, 07:56   #3
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Old 09-16-2011, 08:21   #4
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I hear it too. They were wrong. It's not just in my head. I'll go get my tin foil hat.
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Old 09-16-2011, 08:43   #7
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Old 09-16-2011, 09:20   #10
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I believe that Dinky has already had his ass laminated.

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Old 09-16-2011, 09:21   #11
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Now wouldn't that require a car named Gay Deceiver to do just such a thing?
Them noisy clams in Barsoom or Oz?



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Old 09-16-2011, 09:32   #12
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Well, iff'n they're screaming in space they could very well be in one of the non-populated fictions.
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i love them so much !!!!!

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Old 09-16-2011, 10:57   #15
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I'll take a ballistic missile one ... with everything.
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Old 09-16-2011, 15:36   #17
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I believe that Dinky has already had his ass laminated.



To his new bike seat by a girl doctor, IIRC, might have mixed up some of the details. (no pun intended)



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I'll take a ballistic missile one ... with everything.
Coming in 2012!!!!

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To his new bike seat by a girl doctor, IIRC, might have mixed up some of the details. (no pun intended)



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I'll take a ballistic missile one ... with everything.
When you bring in a coupon!
For things to eat or oil changes!
Or pony rides or for hair plugs!
Any coupon works!
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