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11-16-2011, 00:37
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Mile high club, while cuffed, in the back seat of a squad car?
Most know what the mile high club is-but what is it when it is in a cop car?
While cuffed, with their hands behind their backs??
http://montgomerycountypolicereporter.com/?p=35393
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11-16-2011, 00:45
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Shut your mouth
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Thats a pretty rad story
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11-16-2011, 01:05
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Man that a cool story bro
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I am a professional I always aim true whether firing single shots or full automatic, I know neither fatigue nor failure I would take pride in my work but for one thing, I do not know my target, I am not the one that kills, that distinction belongs to the man who pulls my trigger, I am an assault rifle my name is Kalashnikov
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11-16-2011, 06:11
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That takes talent. She probably charges $20 for that.
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Freakin' awsome!! Kickin it old school. Hot sheet on the dash. The report was probably only two sentences. Long live Rencko and Bobbie Hill!--WhiskeyT
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11-16-2011, 06:36
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Gotta love the tenacity of human will.
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11-16-2011, 06:53
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11-16-2011, 07:10
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Reason #102 why we separate the sexes into different parts of the transport van.
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11-16-2011, 08:17
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Cover is Code 3
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Hose both heads with OC, that'll put a damper on their fellatiating.
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11-16-2011, 09:32
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kadetklapp
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'Nuff said....
HH
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Last edited by HoldHard; 11-16-2011 at 09:33..
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11-16-2011, 10:18
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That article would have been better without any pictures.
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11-16-2011, 10:49
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Sooooo,
"This thread is worthless WITH pictures"
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11-16-2011, 10:59
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5 or 6 rounds?
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I just hope that the officer got that smell out of his car before he went home, or his significant other will be jealous!!!  PHEW
Anyone got Clorox and Pine-sol?
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11-16-2011, 15:23
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If given a choice in choosing assignments, I think I would have pick the assignment transporting that drunken stripper from a few days ago.
After the transport, did this LEO at least hose down the back of the police car? At least a courtesy hose down?
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There are at least two sides to every story. I just heard yours and, indeed, you appear to be the victim. But I can't stop wondering what the other side has to say. :dunno:
In a gun fight, even doing everything right can still get you killed.
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11-16-2011, 18:25
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ronduke
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I will go with Stanky leg.....
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How do you establish intent?
Well when a naked man is chasing a woman down an alley with a butcher knife and a hard on, I figure he's not collecting for the red cross...Inspector H. Callahan
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11-16-2011, 19:31
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Well, the picture at the end of the article was like a bucket of ice water to my inner vision of what happened.
Ugh
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11-16-2011, 20:09
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I'll take Skank **** for $10, Alex.
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11-16-2011, 20:10
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Darn it, Eric! 
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11-17-2011, 02:05
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"Windham’s pants were unfastened and Arie was servicing his exposed genitalia."
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11-17-2011, 04:16
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Morris
Reason #102 why we separate the sexes into different parts of the transport van.
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I was thinking that very thing when I read it, should have called for additional transport. I see a "dear Sheriff" letter in that deputy's future.
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Originally Posted by HoldHard
'Nuff said....
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Ewwwwwwwww
Quote:
Originally Posted by ChuteTheMall
That article would have been better without any pictures.
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You could say that again, but you don't have to
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11-17-2011, 08:16
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bullman
I was thinking that very thing when I read it, should have called for additional transport. I see a "dear Sheriff" letter in that deputy's future.
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Based on the photo, an argument (weak argument) can be made by the Deputy that he mistakenly thought both were males.
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There are at least two sides to every story. I just heard yours and, indeed, you appear to be the victim. But I can't stop wondering what the other side has to say. :dunno:
In a gun fight, even doing everything right can still get you killed.
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11-17-2011, 11:41
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her pic makes me feel bad for the guy, lol
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11-17-2011, 12:27
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sappy13
her pic makes me feel bad for the guy, lol
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He can close his eyes and it's Christina Hendricks...in the world of make believe....
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How do you establish intent?
Well when a naked man is chasing a woman down an alley with a butcher knife and a hard on, I figure he's not collecting for the red cross...Inspector H. Callahan
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11-19-2011, 03:57
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Juris Glocktor
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I would have made the trustees in the jails thoroughly delouse, sanitize, and probably irradiate the whole car to make sure it was completely cleaned. On second thought, screw it, just replace the whole interior.
(Realistically though, I would probably just swap out the removable backseat with my beat partner while he was eating.)
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Cool story, bro... when do you get to the part where you shut up and walk away from me?
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11-19-2011, 06:22
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disturbd deputy
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Quote:
Originally Posted by lawman800
I would have made the trustees in the jails thoroughly delouse, sanitize, and probably irradiate the whole car to make sure it was completely cleaned. On second thought, screw it, just replace the whole interior.
(Realistically though, I would probably just swap out the removable backseat with my beat partner while he was eating.)
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Which is my argument for not having cars keyed the same
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11-19-2011, 09:22
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Morris
Reason #102 why we separate the sexes into different parts of the transport van.
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Absolutely 100% correct.
Should have put the woman in the front seat.
Randy
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