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Old 11-17-2011, 16:57   #1
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17 year old burgler spends 10 hours stuck in chimney

I'm pretty sure this guy didn't score real high on his SAT. His reason for breaking in: "I was going to use it to pay my taxes,"

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Old 11-18-2011, 06:37   #2
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Little town I work in had a guy try and break in to the IGA thru the air vent above the deli. He got stuck and spent about 12 hours in there. By the time we found him he was begging us to shoot him. The deputy marshal who found him described him as looking like "a little canned ham."
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Old 11-18-2011, 07:25   #3
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"...reported that the teen allegedly gave police a false name, but that an officer who had dealt with him before recognized him."

It has America's Dumbest Criminal written all over this. And, I want to see a picture of his DA stuck in that chimney. OK, so I am being cruel.
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Old 11-18-2011, 08:35   #4
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Probably more punishment then the courts would hand out
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Old 11-28-2011, 14:12   #5
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ROFL - I heard about that, the part that REALLY made me laugh was this though:


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...WSB-TV reported that the teen allegedly gave police a false name, but that an officer who had dealt with him before recognized him.

It's bad enough he was stupid enough to get stuck, but to give a false name on top of everything? Idiot !
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Old 11-28-2011, 15:05   #6
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I'm pretty sure this guy didn't score real high on his SAT. His reason for breaking in: "I was going to use it to pay my taxes,"
According to the article, it was the homeowner who was going to use the $500 for taxes.
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Old 11-28-2011, 17:36   #7
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Time to buld a fire....
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Old 11-28-2011, 23:29   #8
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They should have strapped a bulldog to the top of the chimney and fed it chili dogs and Indian food for three days before getting that POS unstuck.


God I hate a burlgar.
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Old 11-29-2011, 03:00   #9
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The deputy marshal who found him described him as looking like "a little canned ham."
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Old 11-29-2011, 17:57   #10
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And, I want to see a picture of his DA stuck in that chimney. OK, so I am being cruel.
Nah, not cruel at all. I wouldn't mind seeing a picture of his AG stuck in the chimney too...

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