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11-19-2011, 16:11
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CLM Number 293
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Which one of you
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11-19-2011, 16:42
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That's an awesome mom. Just sayin'.
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11-19-2011, 16:47
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One reason my mom won't know where the police station is at.
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11-19-2011, 17:37
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a lot cheaper than buying your own lunch every day.
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11-20-2011, 00:28
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Juris Glocktor
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Out the frying pan & into the fire!
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Hey, my mom loves me, what can I say?
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Cool story, bro... when do you get to the part where you shut up and walk away from me?
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11-20-2011, 03:36
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Location: Colorado
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LMFAO!!!
One of my buddies left his riot gear (Occupy BS going on) at home and had to have his wife bring in for him. The desk officer let her come back to roll call with it. That was good for a week worth of jokes..... This would be good for atleast half the year and possibly the boots entire probation term!
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11-20-2011, 03:58
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Join Date: Jul 2011
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I wish my mom would bring me lunch. Then again I work where she has known half the people longer than I have been alive.
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11-20-2011, 07:40
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CLM Number 268
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Las Vegas NV
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LOL how many of the vets slipped mom their phone number when she was on her way out?
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11-20-2011, 11:25
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Juris Glocktor
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One of our guys had to have his wife bring him his badge because he left it at home. He got a lot of flak for it as we asked about their dress up games.
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Cool story, bro... when do you get to the part where you shut up and walk away from me?
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11-20-2011, 18:49
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Join Date: Jul 2011
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We had a guy during hurricane Irene come To work in uniform but wearing camo rubber waders. Nothing like that but still entertaining. Ever see a cop fly fish on duty? Haha
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11-20-2011, 19:49
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if the lunch was a ham sandwich we can rule Rabbi out.
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11-20-2011, 20:17
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Juris Glocktor
Join Date: Apr 2002
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If it is a ham sammich, it won't be for the british officer who refused to guard a synagogue because her is muslim.
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Cool story, bro... when do you get to the part where you shut up and walk away from me?
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11-20-2011, 21:09
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dragoon44
if the lunch was a ham sandwich we can rule Rabbi out.
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11-21-2011, 11:24
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CLM Number 293
Disirregardless
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dragoon44
if the lunch was a ham sandwich we can rule Rabbi out.
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One of you guys eating ham sounds a lot like cannibalism.
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"Turns oit i had irrisputable proof i was out of the country" - youngdocglock
"I don't need to figure probabilities, and I don't need facts." - JBnTx
"Maybe they should drink like Woofie and come up with pure brilliance." - OXCOPS
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11-21-2011, 12:07
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Juris Glocktor
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Woofie
One of you guys eating ham sounds a lot like cannibalism.
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Negative. That's bacon!
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Cool story, bro... when do you get to the part where you shut up and walk away from me?
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11-21-2011, 12:31
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Beef bacon BLT for the win.
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11-21-2011, 12:43
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LOL how many of the vets slipped mom their phone number when she was on her way out?
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Truth!
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11-21-2011, 13:28
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Juris Glocktor
Join Date: Apr 2002
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Morris
Truth!
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Hey now, show some respect!
(I would have slipped her a note too but only to put in my order for the next lunch delivery)
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Cool story, bro... when do you get to the part where you shut up and walk away from me?
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