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Old 11-19-2011, 17:11   #1
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Which one of you

Wrote this FML?

http://www.fmylife.com/work/18072512
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Old 11-19-2011, 17:42   #2
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That's an awesome mom. Just sayin'.


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Old 11-19-2011, 17:47   #3
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One reason my mom won't know where the police station is at.
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Old 11-19-2011, 18:37   #4
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a lot cheaper than buying your own lunch every day.
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Old 11-20-2011, 01:28   #5
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Hey, my mom loves me, what can I say?
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Old 11-20-2011, 04:36   #6
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LMFAO!!!

One of my buddies left his riot gear (Occupy BS going on) at home and had to have his wife bring in for him. The desk officer let her come back to roll call with it. That was good for a week worth of jokes..... This would be good for atleast half the year and possibly the boots entire probation term!
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Old 11-20-2011, 04:58   #7
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I wish my mom would bring me lunch. Then again I work where she has known half the people longer than I have been alive.
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Old 11-20-2011, 08:40   #8
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LOL how many of the vets slipped mom their phone number when she was on her way out?
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Old 11-20-2011, 12:25   #9
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One of our guys had to have his wife bring him his badge because he left it at home. He got a lot of flak for it as we asked about their dress up games.
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Old 11-20-2011, 19:49   #10
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We had a guy during hurricane Irene come To work in uniform but wearing camo rubber waders. Nothing like that but still entertaining. Ever see a cop fly fish on duty? Haha
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Old 11-20-2011, 20:49   #11
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if the lunch was a ham sandwich we can rule Rabbi out.

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Old 11-20-2011, 21:17   #12
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If it is a ham sammich, it won't be for the british officer who refused to guard a synagogue because her is muslim.
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Old 11-20-2011, 22:09   #13
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if the lunch was a ham sandwich we can rule Rabbi out.

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if the lunch was a ham sandwich we can rule Rabbi out.

One of you guys eating ham sounds a lot like cannibalism.
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Old 11-21-2011, 13:07   #15
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One of you guys eating ham sounds a lot like cannibalism.
Negative. That's bacon!
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Old 11-21-2011, 13:31   #16
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Beef bacon BLT for the win.
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Old 11-21-2011, 13:43   #17
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LOL how many of the vets slipped mom their phone number when she was on her way out?


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Old 11-21-2011, 14:28   #18
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Truth!
Hey now, show some respect!

(I would have slipped her a note too but only to put in my order for the next lunch delivery)
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