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12-17-2011, 14:13
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Malcontent
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Location: North Carolina
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What to Get Jack for Christmas
What do you get the man who has everything?
https://www.orderforeverlazy.com/
I figure pink would be good as it will make him easy to find when he wonders off.
The deep side pockets will accommodate several FCD's.
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12-17-2011, 14:37
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Señor Mombo
Join Date: Aug 1999
Location: Tucson
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Has that woman actually met Jack???
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12-17-2011, 16:50
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Idaho
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.40, 44 MAG, .45, 10mm, .223, 12ga, 16ga, 20ga, and 22lr.
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12-17-2011, 18:19
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Member
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Valley of the Sun
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Last edited by Glock XIX; 12-17-2011 at 20:25..
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12-17-2011, 19:08
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2010
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hogpauls
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Kroil would be more fitting than Vaseline and the Dillon chick should be around 80. 
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12-17-2011, 21:09
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Conifer Jack
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Conifer, CO
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That's it, my GTR Christmas card list is now officially at zero. And here I'd been saving all year to put a few hundred dollar bills in each card.
Guess I'll have to find another use for the money... the Bunny Ranch comes to mind.
Jack
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Life is a little bit tragic but mostly magic... Learn to deal with the tragic and CHERISH THE MAGIC
A PACIFIST is someone who won't raise their hands to defend themselves...
A COWARD is someone who won't raise their hands to defend someone else.
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12-17-2011, 22:25
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2009
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Merry Christmas Jack.
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Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a man a welfare check, a forty ounce malt liquor, a crack pipe and some Air Jordan's and he votes Democrat for a lifetime.
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12-18-2011, 06:25
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SCGLOCK
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Florence
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I was thinking maybe we should get him one of those inflatable girls so he has someone to accompany him to the range n help him 'load' at home.
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G17 Gen4, G27 Gen4, G34 Gen3
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12-18-2011, 08:05
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Malcontent
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: North Carolina
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GioaJack
That's it, my GTR Christmas card list is now officially at zero. And here I'd been saving all year to put a few hundred dollar bills in each card.
Guess I'll have to find another use for the money... the Bunny Ranch comes to mind.
Jack
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Hanukka gelt.
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Drugs are bad because if you do drugs you're a hippie and hippies suck.
Eric Cartman
"If you kill enough of them, they stop fighting."-General Curtis E. LeMay
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12-18-2011, 10:03
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Mall Ninja
Join Date: May 2002
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And to think I was going to get him another 1050 so he could be like the cool kids.
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12-18-2011, 10:13
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GT Sponsor
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Location: Lexington, SC
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12-18-2011, 12:34
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Florence, Ky
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We should buy him one of those plastic guns we've been hearin so much about.
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12-18-2011, 12:58
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EX-Swage Monkey
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: San Diego
Posts: 1,458
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Jack pick one, its one me... 
Or.....
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25acp,.223,25-20win,.308, 8mm M, 7mm Rem Mag, 9mm, .45acp, .475 Wildey Mag
On 2 Hornady LNL's And a Super 1050
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12-18-2011, 13:14
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Conifer Jack
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Conifer, CO
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While you slugs were sitting around tolerating marital boredom I was at the Denver Stampede two-stepping the night away... as I am wont to do several times a week.
Whilst displaying dance moves comparable to a cowboy Fred Astair two very attractive nurses, one 36, the other 39 took an interest in me,and no, not in a professional way... although it turns out that they were very versed in anatomy. (Thank God they paid attention in nurses school.)
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go drink a case of Red Bull and a double dose of my heart medication... Wednesday dance night will be here before you know it.
Jack
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Life is a little bit tragic but mostly magic... Learn to deal with the tragic and CHERISH THE MAGIC
A PACIFIST is someone who won't raise their hands to defend themselves...
A COWARD is someone who won't raise their hands to defend someone else.
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12-18-2011, 14:39
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Land of Lincoln, the growing years
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Quote:
Originally Posted by WiskyT
What do you get the man who has everything?
https://www.orderforeverlazy.com/
I figure pink would be good as it will make him easy to find when he wonders off.
The deep side pockets will accommodate several FCD's. |
Ah, at long last. A uniform for depression.
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WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?
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12-18-2011, 18:22
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2006
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El_nino has the only suggestion that could be seen as a reloading post...
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