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Old 12-17-2011, 14:13   #1
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What to Get Jack for Christmas

What do you get the man who has everything?

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I figure pink would be good as it will make him easy to find when he wonders off.

The deep side pockets will accommodate several FCD's.
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Old 12-17-2011, 14:37   #2
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Has that woman actually met Jack???
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Old 12-17-2011, 16:50   #3
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Old 12-17-2011, 18:19   #4
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Old 12-17-2011, 19:08   #5
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Kroil would be more fitting than Vaseline and the Dillon chick should be around 80.
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Old 12-17-2011, 21:09   #6
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That's it, my GTR Christmas card list is now officially at zero. And here I'd been saving all year to put a few hundred dollar bills in each card.

Guess I'll have to find another use for the money... the Bunny Ranch comes to mind.


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Old 12-17-2011, 22:25   #7
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Merry Christmas Jack.
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Old 12-18-2011, 06:25   #8
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I was thinking maybe we should get him one of those inflatable girls so he has someone to accompany him to the range n help him 'load' at home.
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Old 12-18-2011, 08:05   #9
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That's it, my GTR Christmas card list is now officially at zero. And here I'd been saving all year to put a few hundred dollar bills in each card.

Guess I'll have to find another use for the money... the Bunny Ranch comes to mind.


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Old 12-18-2011, 10:03   #10
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And to think I was going to get him another 1050 so he could be like the cool kids.
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Old 12-18-2011, 10:13   #11
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Old 12-18-2011, 12:34   #12
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We should buy him one of those plastic guns we've been hearin so much about.
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Old 12-18-2011, 12:58   #13
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Jack pick one, its one me...

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Or.....

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Old 12-18-2011, 13:14   #14
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While you slugs were sitting around tolerating marital boredom I was at the Denver Stampede two-stepping the night away... as I am wont to do several times a week.

Whilst displaying dance moves comparable to a cowboy Fred Astair two very attractive nurses, one 36, the other 39 took an interest in me,and no, not in a professional way... although it turns out that they were very versed in anatomy. (Thank God they paid attention in nurses school.)

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go drink a case of Red Bull and a double dose of my heart medication... Wednesday dance night will be here before you know it.


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Old 12-18-2011, 14:39   #15
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What do you get the man who has everything?

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I figure pink would be good as it will make him easy to find when he wonders off.

The deep side pockets will accommodate several FCD's.

Ah, at long last. A uniform for depression.
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El_nino has the only suggestion that could be seen as a reloading post...
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