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Old 03-29-2012, 23:51   #1
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Crazy Sheila Jackson Lee says Zimmerman broke his own nose

Like the article says, the gift that keeps on giving.
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Whatís not to love about Sheila Jackson Lee? The Houston Democrat has represented Texasís 18th congressional district in the United States House of Representatives since 1995. And legendary oddball public statements have presented journalists and political commentators with a veritable gold mine of bizarre malapropisms. She is truly a gift that keeps on giving.
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Old 03-29-2012, 23:54   #2
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Is Sheila Jackson Lee really that stupid?
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Old 03-29-2012, 23:57   #3
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Her Houston constituents keep voting her in. What does that say about the nutt jobs who keep voting her in?
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Old 03-30-2012, 00:16   #4
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Then could it be that martin shot himself? Seems like a good solution Zimmerman pays his medical bills for self inflicted broken nose and martins death is a suicide. No I am not that stupid just channeling Crazy Sheila Jackson lee.
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Old 03-30-2012, 05:39   #5
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Jackson Lee should talk to Jesse Ventura -- he knows that it was the guy on the grassy knoll that broke Zimmerman's nose...






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Old 03-30-2012, 06:28   #6
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A viscious assault on the young lad?? Zimmerman visciously struck Martins fist with his nose in a violent attack??


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Old 03-30-2012, 07:33   #7
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Old 03-30-2012, 07:52   #8
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I like the one where the legislator is questioning a Navy admiral about the island of Guam. He asked the admiral if the island (four to eight miles wide and fourty miles long)was going to sink if they put more troops on it and took on too much weight.
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I like the one where the legislator is questioning a Navy admiral about the island of Guam. He asked the admiral if the island (four to eight miles wide and fourty miles long)was going to sink if they put more troops on it and took on too much weight.

I believe he asked if it would tip over or capsize, not sink...

ETA: Here's the link... He said "tipover and capsize"...

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Old 03-30-2012, 08:04   #10
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Is Sheila Jackson Lee really that stupid?
Is this a rhetorical question?
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Old 03-30-2012, 08:06   #11
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I believe he asked if it would tip over or capsize, not sink...

ETA: Here's the link... He said "tipover and capsize"...

http://youtu.be/7Ncxjpq1zBU
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Old 03-30-2012, 08:09   #12
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Halfta admit.... she's entertaining ....

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Old 03-30-2012, 08:11   #13
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Why do we let these people in Congress?
Lowest common denominator, lowering of standards, and willful ignorance..
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Old 03-30-2012, 18:52   #14
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Her Houston constituents keep voting her in. What does that say about the nutt jobs who keep voting her in?
That question applies to how zero got elected...same answer. Which does not bode well for the future of this country.
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Old 03-30-2012, 21:23   #15
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Its days like today that I'm glad I didn't move to Houston. If they keep sending this idiot back to Washington it might not be that cool a place to live
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Its days like today that I'm glad I didn't move to Houston. If they keep sending this idiot back to Washington it might not be that cool a place to live
Things are certainly odd the closer you get to Houston.
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Its days like today that I'm glad I didn't move to Houston. If they keep sending this idiot back to Washington it might not be that cool a place to live

That may be the reason they keep sending her back to Washington. They don't want her anywhere near Houston. Let her screw things up for the rest of us instead of them. Sort of like a NIMBY thing.
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