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03-29-2012, 23:51
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PoliticalJunkie
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Crazy Sheila Jackson Lee says Zimmerman broke his own nose
Like the article says, the gift that keeps on giving. 
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What’s not to love about Sheila Jackson Lee? The Houston Democrat has represented Texas’s 18th congressional district in the United States House of Representatives since 1995. And legendary oddball public statements have presented journalists and political commentators with a veritable gold mine of bizarre malapropisms. She is truly a gift that keeps on giving.
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03-29-2012, 23:54
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If only the IRS had announced via ESPN that it was gay, the president might've picked up the phone and done something about the agency. ~ Erick Erickson
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03-29-2012, 23:57
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Her Houston constituents keep voting her in. What does that say about the nutt jobs who keep voting her in?
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03-30-2012, 00:16
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Then could it be that martin shot himself? Seems like a good solution Zimmerman pays his medical bills for self inflicted broken nose and martins death is a suicide. No I am not that stupid just channeling Crazy Sheila Jackson lee.
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03-30-2012, 05:39
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Jackson Lee should talk to Jesse Ventura -- he knows that it was the guy on the grassy knoll that broke Zimmerman's nose...
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03-30-2012, 06:28
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A viscious assault on the young lad?? Zimmerman visciously struck Martins fist with his nose in a violent attack??
Listen kids, crack is wack, don't do it.
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03-30-2012, 07:33
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Liberal Bane
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03-30-2012, 07:52
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I like the one where the legislator is questioning a Navy admiral about the island of Guam. He asked the admiral if the island (four to eight miles wide and fourty miles long)was going to sink if they put more troops on it and took on too much weight.
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03-30-2012, 07:58
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Quote:
Originally Posted by John43
I like the one where the legislator is questioning a Navy admiral about the island of Guam. He asked the admiral if the island (four to eight miles wide and fourty miles long)was going to sink if they put more troops on it and took on too much weight.
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I believe he asked if it would tip over or capsize, not sink...
ETA: Here's the link... He said "tipover and capsize"...
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Last edited by whoflungdo; 03-30-2012 at 08:00..
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03-30-2012, 08:04
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Originally Posted by snerd
Is Sheila Jackson Lee really that stupid?
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Is this a rhetorical question?
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03-30-2012, 08:06
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Quote:
Originally Posted by whoflungdo
I believe he asked if it would tip over or capsize, not sink...
ETA: Here's the link... He said "tipover and capsize"...
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Why do we let these people in Congress?
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03-30-2012, 08:09
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Halfta admit.... she's entertaining ....
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03-30-2012, 08:11
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Originally Posted by HexHead
Why do we let these people in Congress?
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Lowest common denominator, lowering of standards, and willful ignorance..
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03-30-2012, 18:52
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Shinesintx
Her Houston constituents keep voting her in. What does that say about the nutt jobs who keep voting her in?
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That question applies to how zero got elected...same answer. Which does not bode well for the future of this country. 
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03-30-2012, 21:23
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Its days like today that I'm glad I didn't move to Houston. If they keep sending this idiot back to Washington it might not be that cool a place to live
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03-31-2012, 06:56
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Originally Posted by G22Dude
Its days like today that I'm glad I didn't move to Houston. If they keep sending this idiot back to Washington it might not be that cool a place to live
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Things are certainly odd the closer you get to Houston.
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03-31-2012, 09:11
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Quote:
Originally Posted by G22Dude
Its days like today that I'm glad I didn't move to Houston. If they keep sending this idiot back to Washington it might not be that cool a place to live
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That may be the reason they keep sending her back to Washington. They don't want her anywhere near Houston. Let her screw things up for the rest of us instead of them. Sort of like a NIMBY thing.
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