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Old 05-24-2012, 11:54   #1
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Good News!

Yes friends there is good news! I've decided to join the Illuminati. Just found out that the Illuminati is a Atheist organization that plans on taking over the world! I've always wanted to take over the world, so you can call me "Master Smacktard" from now on. You will receive your instructions shortly.

I can feel the power even now!


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Old 05-24-2012, 12:00   #2
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Does your user name comes from 'Smacked Retard"?

Sorry, just thinking out loud.

Then again, is just my opinion amongst millions!
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Old 05-24-2012, 15:07   #3
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Does your user name comes from 'Smacked Retard"?

Sorry, just thinking out loud.

Then again, is just my opinion amongst millions!
Maybe his user name is a shortened version of "Smacking Retards".

Which will be a useful moniker when he takes over the world.
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Old 05-24-2012, 15:22   #4
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Does your user name comes from 'Smacked Retard"?

Sorry, just thinking out loud.

Then again, is just my opinion amongst millions!

My kids told that a smacktard was someone so retarded that you want to smack them. There must be 7 billion of them on earth.
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Old 05-24-2012, 16:28   #5
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Yes friends there is good news! I've decided to join the Illuminati. Just found out that the Illuminati is a Atheist organization that plans on taking over the world! I've always wanted to take over the world, so you can call me "Master Smacktard" from now on. You will receive your instructions shortly.

I can feel the power even now!


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Old 05-24-2012, 17:52   #6
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I've always wanted to take over the world, so you can call me "Master Smacktard" from now on. You will receive your instructions shortly.
Ahem, they did tell you that "Master" was actually the introductory rank and is actually an abbreviation for something else, right?

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