Gladys Dunn recently moved into a retirement
community in a small town.
One beautiful Sunday morning she walked down
the street to a church not far from her apartment.
Gladys was in awe of the big beautiful church
building as she stepped inside to attend the
Gladys however, wasn't too impressed with the
sermon. She thought it was kind of boring and,
as she looked around the church, she noticed
that many of the members were nodding off.
When the preacher finished his sermon he
encouraged the congregation to greet those
sitting close by. Gladys turned toward the man
sitting on her left. He, too, had fallen asleep and
was yawning and stretching trying to wake up.
He smiled at her, and Gladys returned the smile.
She politely offered her hand and said, "I'm
"You and me both!" the man replied.