In fairness, this was the standard class for non-combatants (secretaries, staff and so on) that some brain-dead administrator sent to all of DHS, including the gun-toters.
Still, I'm enjoying the pummeling they're taking over it.
"To spit on your hands and lower the pike; to stand fast over the body of Leonidas the King; to be rear guard at Kunu-Ri; to stand and be still to the Birkenhead Drill; these are not rational acts. They are often merely necessary." Pournelle