[Mrs Glockrunner]

Harold was an old man. He was sick and in the
hospital.There was one nurse that just drove
him crazy. Every time she came in, she would
talk to him like he was a little child. She would
say in a patronizing tone of voice, “And how are
we doing this morning?”, or “Are we ready for a
bath?”, or “Are we hungry?”

Old Harold had had enough of this particular
nurse. One day, at breakfast, Harold took the
apple juice off the tray and put it in his bed side
stand. Next, he was given a urine bottle to fill for
testing.

So you know where the juice went!

The nurse came in a little later, picked up the
urine bottle and looked at it. “My, it seems we are
a little cloudy today.“

At this, Harold snatched the bottle out of her hand,
popped off the top, and drank it down, saying, “Well,
I'll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this
time.”

The nurse fainted!

Don’t mess with 'OLD' people!!!!

[cimpala]