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Old 10-09-2012, 12:59   #1
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Oh God , Help Me !

Well , Every morning , the wife , mother-in-law and myself meet in my kitchen ,
for morning coffee . I am literally trapped between two women
"in stereo at full volume" talking about two totally different things !
My poor old brain does not have the capacity to prossess all
this data at the same time .
I've just gotten through one of these episodes and , well , I have
a migrane , am cross eyed and really , really , I mean really ,need SOMETHING , ANYTHING ! HELP............!
I got my wife in a panic mode about the missing cat and ,MOM , I have no IDEA what she's ever , ever talking about ! HELP !

Had to take a little pause there........HELP ! Got sucked back into the 2nd. round of the verbal carnage ,(IN-SREREO-AT- FULL-VOLUME) so's I'm BACK...! I try not to get into these
coversations with them because it is a no win THING ! HELP!

Cool of mind and body , I try but to no end , listen . HELP !
I sit here now realling and dizzy trying to sort it all out !

HELP....! I am open for ANY advice or HELP...! Right now ,
as we speak , the verbal combat continues , (IN-STEREO-
AT-FULL-VOLUME)........HELP...!

So's.........HELP...!

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Old 10-09-2012, 17:43   #2
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Flatulate, without mercy.
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Old 10-09-2012, 17:48   #3
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Actually , I was thinking of hard core alcoholism...HELP..!
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Old 10-09-2012, 17:58   #4
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Scratchy's right. Copious amounts of beans and cabbage.
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Old 10-09-2012, 18:12   #5
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What , HELP , Human-internal-combustion...? HELP , how
do I get them to eat it , HELP........?



PS: , HELP.......!
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Old 10-09-2012, 18:44   #6
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Old 10-09-2012, 19:04   #7
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Old 10-09-2012, 20:29   #8
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I was trapped between 2 women once; 1 wasn't my wife and the other wasn't my moter-in-law
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Old 10-09-2012, 22:22   #9
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I was trapped between 2 women once; 1 wasn't my wife and the other wasn't my moter-in-law
Auuh , those were the days....!
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Old 10-09-2012, 23:21   #10
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Old 10-10-2012, 02:04   #11
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2 words. Man Cave.
I am shackled to a device that has limited my movment a tad.!
I call him Dango-3PO , he's sort of like the socker ball in the movie "Cast-away " Tom Hanks and I can only move so far.!
There is no physical escape , HELP , no "Man-Cave" , HELP..!

On a lighter note , Lone Wolfe , how you doin sweety ?
Well I hope........!

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....................................................................help...!

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