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Old 10-03-2012, 06:15   #1
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NEVER Force Children To Pray

At dinner, a little boy was ordered by his father
to lead in prayer.

BOY: But I don’t know how to pray.

DAD: Just pray for your family members,
friends and neighbors, the poor, etc.....

BOY: “Dear Lord,” he started... “Thank you
for our visitors and their children, who finished
all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so
they won’t come again! Forgive our neighbor’s
son, who removed my sister’s clothes and
wrestled with her on her bed yesterday. This
coming Christmas, please send clothes to all
those poor naked ladies on my daddy’s
computer.

And provide shelter, Lord, to the homeless men
who use mom’s room when daddy is at work.

AMEN
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Old 10-03-2012, 06:20   #2
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Did this readily happen?
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Old 10-03-2012, 07:52   #3
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Did this readily happen?
Yes, this dinner ended in gunfire.
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Old 10-03-2012, 07:58   #4
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Did this readily happen?
I seriously doubt it. No one I know has had that happen to them.
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Old 10-03-2012, 08:29   #5
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This is how the dinner prayers go at my house.

"God is good. Thank you for the spaghetti, and the soda, and I hope we have a good time tonight. Amen"

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