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Old 12-31-2012, 07:21   #26
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True. God's starship would have computer logs, no need for notes....

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Old 12-31-2012, 08:36   #27
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If He's omniscient, why does He need to take notes?
He's making a list,
Checking it twice;
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Old 12-31-2012, 08:42   #28
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If He's omniscient, why does He need to take notes?
He is pretty old, I'm sure he has Alzheimer's disease.
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Old 12-31-2012, 09:01   #29
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He takes notes so he can show them to you on judgement day.
Do I get to have a lawyer?
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Old 12-31-2012, 10:05   #30
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Do I get to have a lawyer?
Jesus Christ will represent you.
If you'll let him.
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Old 12-31-2012, 10:17   #31
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If you'll let him.
He is jewish. They make good lawyers.
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Old 12-31-2012, 10:20   #32
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You guys forget that we have a much bigger audience than you can imagine. An audience that you deny the very existence of.

And he is taking notes.

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So he isn't aware of us unless you drag us into the light? This implies a limitation of your God. He either is already aware of us and what we'd say anyway... he isn't all knowing and seeing... which would mean he isn't really God.

Do you feel God is so incompetent that he needs your help to do his job?
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He is jewish. They make good lawyers.
Not to mention he's the only one you'll find in heaven.
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Old 12-31-2012, 11:27   #34
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You better watch out JB. Cav Doc will be along shortly to start calling you a troll for admitting that you only posted something to get a rise out of us... Right Doc?
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Old 12-31-2012, 11:38   #35
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You better watch out JB. Cav Doc will be along shortly to start calling you a troll for admitting that you only posted something to get a rise out of us... Right Doc?
Only if he admits he posts inflammatory garbage in order to get responses he can run off and yuck it up with his liberal friends about.

http://www.glocktalk.com/forums/show...&postcount=125

You outed yourself, quit complaining about it. It makes you look small.

For those that want to see the entire thread:
http://www.glocktalk.com/forums/show....php?t=1460127

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Old 12-31-2012, 11:52   #36
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Only if he admits he posts inflammatory garbage in order to get responses he can run off and yuck it up with his liberal friends about.

http://www.glocktalk.com/forums/show...&postcount=125

You outed yourself, quit complaining about it. It makes you look small.

For those that want to see the entire thread:
http://www.glocktalk.com/forums/show....php?t=1460127
Ah, so now only liberals can be trolls? You sure have a funny way of looking at things.

BTW, I didn't post that "in order" to yuck it up with anyone. I fully expected most here to admit that that was kind of a silly thing for Fox to say and own WBC as right wingers the same way I own the gender neutral nuts and the gun banners as left wingers. Once it became apparent that everyone was in full agreement with Fox I found that highly amusing so I passed it on to people that I thought would find it funny. If that's your criteria for what makes a troll then you fail again.

I keep waiting for that sticky thread from Eric announcing that this is a conservative only thread. Still nothing.
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Old 12-31-2012, 12:15   #37
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Only if he admits he posts inflammatory garbage in order to get responses he can run off and yuck it up with his liberal friends about...
I don't have any liberal friends.
I don't have any atheist friends either.
I wonder why?
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Old 12-31-2012, 12:18   #38
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I don't have any liberal friends.
I don't have any atheist friends either.
I wonder why?
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I don't have any atheist friends either.
I wonder why?
They probably don't like you.
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I don't have any liberal friends.
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I wonder why?
Because you're a horrible person?
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Old 12-31-2012, 15:30   #41
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Because you're a horrible person?
Atheist tolerance on display?


Personally, I have a lot of friends, they are from many different persuasions.

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Old 12-31-2012, 16:19   #42
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Personally, I have a lot of friends, they are from many different persuasions.
Yeah, that one was a bit much, but he set that one up far to easily. I couldn't resist.
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Old 12-31-2012, 16:33   #43
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Yeah, that one was a bit much, but he set that one up far to easily. I couldn't resist.
Emotion gets the best of many people here. I understand.

Evolution is obviously possible, but so is intelligent design.

They are not mutually exclusive.
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Old 12-31-2012, 16:38   #44
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Emotion gets the best of many people here. I understand.

Evolution is obviously possible, but so is intelligent design.

They are not mutually exclusive.
Evolution is mutually exclusive with a literal interpretation of Genesis. Do you give each an equal chance of being true?
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Old 12-31-2012, 18:14   #46
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Evolution is mutually exclusive with a literal interpretation of Genesis. Do you give each an equal chance of being true?
Who says Genesis is correct? Christians and Jews might. But you are trying to move the issue into your anti-christian position, where you feel most comfortable for some reason.

What is it that has you so committed to oppose christianity? Were you abused in some way by someone you believed was a christian? PTSD exists, and it is not limited to military service.

I think that it is equally possible that a deity has existed, and that none has existed. That's it in a nutshell.

Evolution and Intelligent Design are not mutually exclusive. Evolution may have been designed.

If you are just a passive non-believer, that shouldn't be so hard to admit.

But you are a committed believer.....
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Personally, I have a lot of friends, they are from many different persuasions.
Did you not notice JBs post or are you just being selective about who you tacitly accuse of intolerance?
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Did you not notice JBs post or are you just being selective about who you tacitly accuse of intolerance?
He said he didn't have any atheist friends. Then rhetorically wondered why.

Looks like he didn't need to be informed. That, and he has yet to be impolite to me that I can remember. Can't say the same for the others.

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Somehow the original internet forum disrupting technique that was known as "trolling" became "troll".

The original meaning was a fishing reference, just dangle the lure out there and then sit back, wait for the bites and enjoy the mayhem created. Sometime along the way people forgot about the real trollers and decided to call people that are just stupid "trolls".

Don't bite the lure, just let the thread die.
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He said he didn't have any atheist friends. Then rhetorically wondered why.

Looks like he didn't need to be informed. That, and he has yet to be impolite to me that I can remember. Can't say the same for the others.

In that case carry on.
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