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Old 12-31-2012, 06:10   #21
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You guys forget that we have a much bigger audience than you can imagine. An audience that you deny the very existence of.

And he is taking notes.

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If He's omniscient, why does He need to take notes?
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Old 12-31-2012, 06:11   #22
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Old 12-31-2012, 07:06   #23
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True. God's starship would have computer logs, no need for notes....

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Old 12-31-2012, 07:11   #24
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Old 12-31-2012, 08:19   #25
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If He's omniscient, why does He need to take notes?
He takes notes so he can show them to you on judgement day.
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Old 12-31-2012, 08:21   #26
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He's making a list,
Checking it twice;
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Old 12-31-2012, 09:42   #28
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If He's omniscient, why does He need to take notes?
He is pretty old, I'm sure he has Alzheimer's disease.
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He takes notes so he can show them to you on judgement day.
Do I get to have a lawyer?
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Old 12-31-2012, 11:05   #30
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Do I get to have a lawyer?
Jesus Christ will represent you.
If you'll let him.
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If you'll let him.
He is jewish. They make good lawyers.
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Old 12-31-2012, 11:20   #32
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You guys forget that we have a much bigger audience than you can imagine. An audience that you deny the very existence of.

And he is taking notes.

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So he isn't aware of us unless you drag us into the light? This implies a limitation of your God. He either is already aware of us and what we'd say anyway... he isn't all knowing and seeing... which would mean he isn't really God.

Do you feel God is so incompetent that he needs your help to do his job?
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He is jewish. They make good lawyers.
Not to mention he's the only one you'll find in heaven.
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You better watch out JB. Cav Doc will be along shortly to start calling you a troll for admitting that you only posted something to get a rise out of us... Right Doc?
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Old 12-31-2012, 12:38   #35
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You better watch out JB. Cav Doc will be along shortly to start calling you a troll for admitting that you only posted something to get a rise out of us... Right Doc?
Only if he admits he posts inflammatory garbage in order to get responses he can run off and yuck it up with his liberal friends about.

http://www.glocktalk.com/forums/show...&postcount=125

You outed yourself, quit complaining about it. It makes you look small.

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Old 12-31-2012, 12:52   #36
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Only if he admits he posts inflammatory garbage in order to get responses he can run off and yuck it up with his liberal friends about.

http://www.glocktalk.com/forums/show...&postcount=125

You outed yourself, quit complaining about it. It makes you look small.

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Ah, so now only liberals can be trolls? You sure have a funny way of looking at things.

BTW, I didn't post that "in order" to yuck it up with anyone. I fully expected most here to admit that that was kind of a silly thing for Fox to say and own WBC as right wingers the same way I own the gender neutral nuts and the gun banners as left wingers. Once it became apparent that everyone was in full agreement with Fox I found that highly amusing so I passed it on to people that I thought would find it funny. If that's your criteria for what makes a troll then you fail again.

I keep waiting for that sticky thread from Eric announcing that this is a conservative only thread. Still nothing.
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Only if he admits he posts inflammatory garbage in order to get responses he can run off and yuck it up with his liberal friends about...
I don't have any liberal friends.
I don't have any atheist friends either.
I wonder why?
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I wonder why?
I don't have any imaginary friends
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I wonder why?
They probably don't like you.
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I wonder why?
Because you're a horrible person?
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