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Old 04-06-2003, 22:26   #1
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Why men are just happier people !

What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood, ALL the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

You almost never have strap problems in public

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You don't have to shave below your neck.

Your belly usually hides your big hips.

One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

You can "do" your nails with a pocket-knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.
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Old 04-07-2003, 04:02   #2
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Men: You dirty dogs!
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Old 04-07-2003, 08:02   #3
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Re: Why men are just happier people !

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You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Just remember that Propane fittings are threaded backwards compared to regular nuts, bolts and fittings.

Changing the tank on his grill confused a buddy of mine for 30 minutes until I showed up at his place. He damn near stripped the threads off trying to force it on with a pair of Channel locks!!!;P ;P
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Old 04-07-2003, 13:23   #4
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Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Only for the FANCY underwear...
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Old 04-10-2003, 14:28   #5
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Old 04-10-2003, 18:02   #6
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Re: Why men are just happier people !

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Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
yeah, but how many women pay for their own dress?
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Old 04-11-2003, 01:34   #7
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Hrmm...I don't see anything wrong with that list...

God made all that stuff easy for men since they have to put up with us women!
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Old 04-11-2003, 01:36   #8
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Hrmm...I don't see anything wrong with that list...

God made all that stuff easy for men since they have to put up with us women!
Anybody else now in love? ;f
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Old 04-11-2003, 14:51   #9
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Anybody else now in love? ;f
it's a trap! don't fall for it!

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Old 04-12-2003, 23:06   #10
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Watch out, cynthia, they're on to you! ;a
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It may be a trap, But I am a sucker for a pretty girl with a gun!!;f ;a ;f ;a
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Watch out, cynthia, they're on to you! ;a
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