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Old 04-11-2003, 12:26   #1
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Im afraid of North-americans

"President Bush announced tonight that he believes in democracy and
that democracy can exist in Iraq. They can have a strong economy,
they can have a good health care plan, and they can have a free and
fair voting. Iraq? We can't even get this in Florida."

Jay Leno



"President Bush has said that he does not need approval from the UN
to wage war, and I'm thinking, well, hell, he didn't need the
approval of the American voters to become president, either."

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"We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of
mass destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading
Iraq. There's just one problem - it's in North Korea."

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"In a speech earlier today President Bush said if Iraq gets rid of
Saddam Hussein, he will help the Iraqi people with food, medicine,
supplies, housing, education - anything that's needed. Isn't that
amazing? He finally comes up with a domestic agenda - and it's for
Iraq. Maybe we could bring that here if it works out."

Jay Leno

"CNN said that after the war, there is a plan to divide Iraq into
three parts ... regular, premium and unleaded."

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"Iraq began destroying those missiles they don't have over the
weekend. See, President Bush may be the smartest military president
in history. First, he gets Iraq to destroy all of their own weapons. Then he declares war."

Jay Leno

"In an interview with Dan Rather, Saddam has challenged President
Bush to a live, televised debate. I think this would be fair, since
English is a second language to both of them."

Jay Leno

"Some Democrats say the estimated $60 billion dollar cost of a war
with Iraq could be better spent at home. When he heard that,
President Bush agreed and announced plans to bomb Ohio."

Jay Leno
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Old 04-11-2003, 14:44   #2
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Though I see this as funny I hope you get the same response from the rest of the board!
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Old 04-11-2003, 14:47   #3
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perhaps we should have allowed the military of aregentina to solve the iraq problem. they do have a military, don't they?
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Old 04-11-2003, 14:57   #4
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perhaps we should have allowed the military of aregentina to solve the iraq problem. they do have a military, don't they?
Problem? What problem?

Seriously, I didnt want to offend you guys. I posted it on The Lighter Side. I think those words are ligth, arent they..?
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Old 04-11-2003, 19:15   #5
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"Las Malvinas son Argentinas"

Not the last time I checked.
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Old 04-11-2003, 19:17   #6
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Too much vino de Mendoza? ;e
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Old 04-12-2003, 14:04   #7
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Good post. I think its funny!
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Old 04-12-2003, 15:13   #8
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Old 04-12-2003, 18:11   #10
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Re: Im afraid of North-americans

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Zero_Zulu

"President Bush has said that he does not need approval from the UN
to wage war, and I'm thinking, well, hell, he didn't need the
approval of the American voters to become president, either."

David Letterman

More leftist sour grapes.

If it weren't for the courageous US Supreme Court, Florida would still be doing recounts, and still finding that GWB won.

Yes, GWB didn't get the popular vote majority, but he got the constitutional ELECTORAL majority.

In this country, the STATES elect the president, not the people.

If we went with popular vote, then the predominantly anti-gun urban dwellers would have the power to elect another Clinton.

Besides, did Gore not win HIS HOME STATE, TN, nor the home state of the sitting president - AR.

Thank God for the GWB presidency, even though he HAS done some dumb things domestically . . .
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Old 04-12-2003, 22:09   #11
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Since this is a humorous thread, didn't the Argentine Armed Forces capture an island full of sheep several years ago.
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Old 04-13-2003, 14:46   #12
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Heck, last year during a drill, British Royal Marines invaded Spain. While on the beach a Spanish cop redirected them to nearby Gibralter.
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Old 04-13-2003, 18:07   #13
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Yes they did and the sheep won with a little
help from the Royal Marines, Soldiers and
HMS Navy.
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