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Old 04-14-2003, 20:01   #1
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iraqi military jokes

How do you play Iraqi
> > > > > bingo?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > ... F-16 ... B-52 ... F-18 ... A-10
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > ----------------------------------------------------
> > > > > >
> > > > > > What is Iraq's national bird?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Duck.
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > ----------------------------------------------------
> > > > > >
> > > > > > What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in
> > > > > common?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > They both want to know where the hell those
> > > > > Tomahawks are coming from!
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > ----------------------------------------------------
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Why does the Iraqi navy have glass bottom boats?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > So they can see their air force.
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > ----------------------------------------------------
> > > > > >
> > > > > > What is the Iraqi air force motto?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I came, I saw, Iran.
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > ----------------------------------------------------
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Have you heard about the new Iraqi air force
> > > > > exercise program?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Each morning you raise your hands above your head
> > > > > and leave them there.
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > ----------------------------------------------------
> > > > > >
> > > > > > What's the five-day forecast for Baghdad?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Two days.
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > ----------------------------------------------------
> > > > > >
> > > > > > What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in
> > > > > common?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > They both have Kurds in their way.
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > ----------------------------------------------------
> > > > > >
> > > > > > What is the best Iraqi job?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Foreign ambassador.
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > ----------------------------------------------------
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train
> > > > > Iraqi fighter pilots?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > You only have to teach them to take off.
> > > > > >
> > > >
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