A drunk man staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional box and sits down but says nothing.
The Priest politely coughs a few time to try and get his attention, but the drunk man just sits there. Finally the Priest pounds three times on the wall.
The drunk replies, "Ain't no use knockin', there's no paper on this side either."
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