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Old 04-20-2003, 11:50   #1
C.Smith
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Women Drivers

Women Drivers: Submitted by Charlie C. from Norton, Ma
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Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I
looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
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As a man, I don't scare easily. But for some reason, she scared the hell out of me. So much so that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying
to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined
the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.
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Damn women drivers!!
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