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Old 04-24-2003, 17:48   #1
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A challenge to Iraq and Taliban

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Dear Saddam Hussein and Sons; remaining Taliban and Osama Bin Laden:

We are pleased to announce that we unequivocally accept your challenge
to an
old-fashioned game of whoop-ass. Now that we understand the rule, that
there
are no rules, we look forward to playing without them for the first
time.

Since this game is a winner-take-all, we unfortunately are unable to
invite
you to join us at the victory celebration. But rest assured that we
will
toast you -- LITERALLY. While we will admit that you are off to an
impressive lead, it is however now our turn at the plate. By the way,
we
will be playing on your diamond now... Batter up!

Our team line up is as follows:

Club Owner ~ Lucifer
Manager ~ George W. Bush
Ass't Manager ~ Dick Cheney
Head Coach ~ Colin Powell
Assistant Coach ~ Donald Rumsfeld
Starting Pitcher ~ Tommy Franks
1st Base ~ U. S. Marine Corps
2nd Base ~ U. S. Nav y
3rd Base ~ U.S. Air Force
Shortstop and clean up hitter ~ U. S. Army
Outfield ~ Firemen and Policemen
Umpire ~ None Required - remember - the manager gave you ample time to
forfeit the game. Now it's too late for discussion. He told you
there'll be
no further negotiations or diplomacy!

Pinch hitters as needed ~
U.S. Navy SEALS
U.S. Army Green Berets
U.S. Army Rangers
U.S. Air Force PJs
Delta Force
And, since there are no rules, we've decided to add:
4th Base ~ United Kingdom and
5th Base ~ Spain

Opening Ceremonies:
Vocal 1: The Star Spangled Banner. Ya'll stand, face the American flag
and
place your right hand over your heart and sing.
Vocal 2: Lee Greenwood ~ God Bless The U.S.A.
Vocal 3: Neil Diamond ~ Comin' To America
Vocal 4: Bruce Springstein ~ Born In The U.S.A.
Vocal 5: The Mormon Tabernacle Choir ~ Battle Hymn of the Republic
AND
Vocal 6: Toby Keith ~ The ANGRY AMERICAN

You may choose whoever you want for your team ... France I know has
been
coaching you and Germany, Russia and China will at least be cheering
for
you. You can even get the Dixie Chicks to sing your national anthem.
You
might even find some human shields in Hollywood. There are many
EX-movie
stars who seem to really love you. I'm sure they would like to play on
your
team and we'll be glad to let you have them.

It won't really matter how many useful idiots you get on your side and
(even
if you all shave), our guys are gonna win!!!

Sincerely.
On behalf of the 270,000,000 Citizens of the United States of America

P.S.
May we recommend at this time that you give your soul to Allah;...
'cause
your ass is ours! Goodbye!
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Old 04-24-2003, 21:41   #2
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more like umpire = UN :(
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Old 04-24-2003, 22:50   #3
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Quote:
Originally posted by David_G17
more like umpire = UN :(
We;;, I thought it was mildly entertaining, got it in my email.
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Old 04-25-2003, 10:56   #4
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Oh, give it up. The UN has proved itself to be irrelevant nad impotent. If it was a just organization it would have been good. But its not, its corrupt and useless. I wis we could ignore it and make it go away.
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Old 04-25-2003, 13:02   #5
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That was good Ronny;f
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