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06-02-2003, 08:21
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Anti-Obama
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Rope & Chains
Posts: 55,540
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caption this pic, carefully
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06-02-2003, 08:31
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Free American
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: America
Posts: 1,685
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"Come on baby, there's no need to play "hard-to-get" simply because of the crowd".
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"Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect all who approach this jewel. In the end, nothing will protect it but downright force. Whenever you give up this force, you are ruined." - Patrick Henry
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06-02-2003, 08:32
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#3
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Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 271
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I told you not to shave with mace.
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06-02-2003, 08:36
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Vordhosbn
Join Date: Sep 2002
Posts: 813
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"Darla, I'm afraid that there is nothing we can medically do for you. You are going to die in the next 30-45 minutes. I'm sorry. The good news is that I just saved on my insurance by switching to Geico!"
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06-02-2003, 09:18
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: NW Montana
Posts: 1,497
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I don't care if that rattle snake bit you there, we'll have to find a vacume.... "Hey is there a Kirby in the house"
Ah sorry no vacume in the house..... you're ah out of luck this time.
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Bannack
G20SF, S&W SD9, S&W 637
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06-02-2003, 09:34
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Member
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Ga
Posts: 27
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can ya feel me now
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06-02-2003, 10:09
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Arkansas
Posts: 1,026
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This will make you forget about that sprained ankle!
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06-02-2003, 10:25
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Central Florida
Posts: 4,346
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"...a little to the left...FEEL THAT!"
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Alzheimer's Resource Center of Central Fla
http://www.alzheimerresourcecenter.org/
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06-02-2003, 14:19
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Moderator
Join Date: Jan 2000
Location: Soddy Daisy, Tenn.
Posts: 3,294
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"Can you feel me now? Good! Can you feel me now? Good!"
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Wheelhouse #452, 10 Ring#5744, Mil Surp & MBR# 3006, ad nauseam
"By and large, the most successful riflemen were the over-mountain men of Tennessee." Richard B. LaCrosse, Jr., The Frontier Rifleman
"....the man with the rifle knows." USA AMU
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06-02-2003, 17:46
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Shakopee, Minnesota
Posts: 36
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"Pouring cold water over the area numbs it."
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Big Dawg #1152
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06-02-2003, 19:13
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Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Commonwealth of Virginia
Posts: 23,136
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"Looks like a new Technique for pulling the groin muscle!"
or how about:
"Yeah I know we've had some cutbacks in the HMO, Now turn your head and cough"
Or
"No I wanted to know were the TENNIS BALL's are"
Or
"So this is what they mean by a Love match in Tennis"
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"If your plan is for one year, plant rice.
If your plan is for ten years, plant trees.
If your plan is for one hundred years,
educate children." -- Confucius
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06-02-2003, 20:19
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Junior Member
Join Date: May 2003
Location: South GA
Posts: 6
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"When I told you to show me where it hurts, I didn't mean I was going to do anything about it."
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06-02-2003, 21:09
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#13
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Huh?
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Texas
Posts: 42
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Now turn your head and cough.
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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Albert Einstein
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06-03-2003, 07:53
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Elk Snout, Oregon
Posts: 1,874
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I'll let go when you promise to play nice.
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06-03-2003, 08:03
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Anti-Obama
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Rope & Chains
Posts: 55,540
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"See? You don't get circumcised on the way to a major tennis tournament, idiot!"
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In a land of freedom we are held hostage by the tyranny of political correctness
--Redskins QB Robert Griffin III @RGIII
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06-03-2003, 18:37
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Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Commonwealth of Virginia
Posts: 23,136
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Don't get a vasectomy on your way there either.
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"If your plan is for one year, plant rice.
If your plan is for ten years, plant trees.
If your plan is for one hundred years,
educate children." -- Confucius
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06-03-2003, 20:43
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Cranky Member
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Nor-Cal
Posts: 178
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Don't worry buddy, I'll get that splinter out for ya!
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Supplier of dirtbags to the California Department of Corrections.
-Certified Glock Armorer
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06-03-2003, 20:52
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NSAWC
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Nevada elev 7800 ft
Posts: 1,501
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Hey pal dont get all down and out.erectile disfunction can happen to anyone.. just ask Bob Dole
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Nobody will ever let you know when you ask the reasons why.. They just tell you that your on your own.. Fill your head all full of lies..
Black Sabbath
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06-04-2003, 01:09
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Junior Member
Join Date: May 2003
Location: South GA
Posts: 6
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You put Icey Hot where?
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06-04-2003, 02:16
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Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Oregon, the Pacifist Northwest.
Posts: 353
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"Here, let me help you get up."
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06-05-2003, 12:38
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Anti-Obama
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Rope & Chains
Posts: 55,540
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Re: caption this pic, carefully
Quote:
Originally posted by ChuteTheMall
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"Clockwise or counterclockwise? I never remember."
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06-05-2003, 18:00
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CLM Number 2129
GT Mayor
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Muskogee Ok.
Posts: 129,334
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I told you that icey hot wouldnt feel good;P
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Don't dial 911, dial 1911
If you don't stand behind our troops, PLEASE feel free to stand in front of them!
Sethsgunleather.com When it HAS to be the best!
Schiit audio, everything else ain't.
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06-06-2003, 12:06
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 1999
Location: Minnesota
Posts: 4,788
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I don't care if it's 15-love or 30-love, I just know that I want to plays doubles with you.
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06-07-2003, 22:02
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 1999
Location: home sweet home
Posts: 1,156
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It's clear that your tennis game needs some work. You'll be ok in a few weeks after receiving regular therapy from your wife...
Are you a doctor?
No, I just spent the night at a Holiday Inn Express....
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Big Dog Number 7777
http://www.thefed.com
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06-08-2003, 08:07
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FAT BASTAGE
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Elvis Island
Posts: 24
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Idiot!.........
That 'jumping over the net stunt' finally caught up with you.
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That ball was definately OUT!
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Nope................
mine is bigger.
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Stop it!
It'll never heal if you keep pickin' at it.
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Don't worry...........
It's just a flesh wound..........
and the cops nabbed him.............
those damned UPS guys sure can be vindictive!
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Thank you,
thank you very much.
(Paw has left the building)
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