I believe Shoeless is in a similar situation, Tam.
Mine's not quite as bad, unless you consider the shoes. I've bought 4 guns, he's had two given to him. I have three pair of heels for work, sandals, running shoes, and boots for the bike. He has three closets full of all sorts of shoes.
He's working on the concealed carry license, though, and used to be in the Army, so weapons aren't really an issue for us. Which is good. For him.