Grossout Joke #2
A girl and a boy were at the back of the cinema, kissing passionately.
When they come up for air, the boy says, "I really love kissing you, but do you mind not passing me your chewing gum."
The girl replies,"It's not chewing gum, I've got bronchitis".
"Donít hit at all, if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting; but never hit soft."
ó Theodore Roosevelt