The Revised Miranda Rights!
You are under arrest and...
- No, I don't care who you are.
- No, I don't care who you know.
- Yes... you DO pay my salary.
- Yes... you CAN have my job.
- No, I don't have anything better to do.
- Yes, I DO arrest real criminals sometimes.
- No, I am not picking on you because you are________ (fill in).
- No, I can't give you a break.
- No, I don't know your friend, Officer __________(fill in).
- Yes, you will be allowed to make a phone call.
- Yes, I'm sure you will never do it again.
- No, we can't talk about it.
- Yes, it DOES make me happy.
- Yes, you WILL see me in court.
Thank you, have a nice day.
Your Arresting Officer __________(fill in)