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Old 09-12-2003, 08:06   #1
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The Revised Miranda Rights

The Revised Miranda Rights!

You are under arrest and...
  • No, I don't care who you are.
  • No, I don't care who you know.
  • Yes... you DO pay my salary.
  • Yes... you CAN have my job.
  • No, I don't have anything better to do.
  • Yes, I DO arrest real criminals sometimes.
  • No, I am not picking on you because you are________ (fill in).
  • No, I can't give you a break.
  • No, I don't know your friend, Officer __________(fill in).
  • Yes, you will be allowed to make a phone call.
  • Yes, I'm sure you will never do it again.
  • No, we can't talk about it.
  • Yes, it DOES make me happy.
  • Yes, you WILL see me in court.
Thank you, have a nice day.
Your Arresting Officer __________(fill in)
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Old 09-12-2003, 22:32   #2
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That is good. I saw one better then that once but cant post it
because of some cuss words.;g
Don't dial 911, dial 1911
If you don't stand behind our troops, PLEASE feel free to stand in front of them!
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