[pdxbubba]

The Revised Miranda Rights!

You are under arrest and...

• No, I don't care who you are.
• No, I don't care who you know.
• Yes... you DO pay my salary.
• Yes... you CAN have my job.
• No, I don't have anything better to do.
• Yes, I DO arrest real criminals sometimes.
• No, I am not picking on you because you are________ (fill in).
• No, I can't give you a break.
• No, I don't know your friend, Officer __________(fill in).
• Yes, you will be allowed to make a phone call.
• Yes, I'm sure you will never do it again.
• No, we can't talk about it.
• Yes, it DOES make me happy.
• Yes, you WILL see me in court.

Thank you, have a nice day.
Your Arresting Officer __________(fill in)

[okie]

That is good. I saw one better then that once but cant post it
because of some cuss words.;g