Makes sense to me!
Paddy took his lovable, fluffy Saint Bernard to the vet. "Doctor," he said, "I need you to cut off my dog's tail."
The vet was appalled: "Why should I do such a terrible thing?"
Paddy said: "Because my mother-in-law's coming for Christmas, and I don't want anything to make her think she's welcome."
Don't dial 911, dial 1911
If you don't stand behind our troops, PLEASE feel free to stand in front of them!
Schiit audio, everything else ain't.