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Old 09-22-2003, 10:43   #1
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Tell me something positive

A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is
standing in front of a full length mirror taking a hard look
at herself.

"You know love," she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an
old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above
my waist, my butt is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and
my arms are all flabby."

She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive
to make me feel better about myself."

He thinks about it for a bit and then says, "Well... there's
nothing wrong with your eyesight."
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