Here's the words to the "There once was a man from Nantucket" limerick:

The Pontificator · 09-22-2003, 19:56

;f Fooled ya! ^5

Grog · 09-22-2003, 20:13

His chicken said "cluck it"

shu · 09-22-2003, 21:56

There once was a man from Nantuckett
Who kept all his cash in a bucket,
His daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man;
And as for the bucket, Nan tuckit.

Well he followed the pair to Pawtucket
- Nan, and her man, and the bucket.
Paw said to the man:
"You can have Nan."
But as for the bucket, Paw tucket.

But they found him again in Manhasset
Where Paw held the cash as an asset.
And Nan and her man
took the bucket and ran.
So as for the cash, the man has it!