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Old 09-26-2003, 22:28   #1
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okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay ... maybe the kids are smarter than we thought ?

> > > Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that
> > > learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day
> > for
> > > a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at me
> > > giving someone a valentine?"
> > >
> > > Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would
> > > mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?" "Osama Bin Laden," she
> > >
> > > "Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in shock.
> > >
> > > "Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl
> > > have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think
> > > maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit.
> > > if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love
> > > everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell
> > > everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone
> > >
> > > Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound
> > pride.
> > > "Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."
> > >
> > > "I know," Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the
> > > Marines could blow the **** out of him."
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Old 09-27-2003, 11:25   #2
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I like it!
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Old 09-27-2003, 14:14   #3
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Originally posted by JHS
I like it!
Me too!!;f
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