Sleeping At Your Desk?
Best Excuses if You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk:
"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
"This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time
management course you sent me to."
"Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper."
"I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and
envisioning a new paradigm!"
"This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"
"I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance."
Actually doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) you
learned at the last mandatory seminar your boss made you attend.
"I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related
stress. Are you discriminatory towards people who practice Yoga?"
"Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to
our biggest problem."
"The coffee machine is broken...."
"Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."
"Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"
"Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!"
"Wasn't sleeping. Was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."
"I was part of a 10-person team at the human genome project that weaponized diseases to fight weaponized diseases. Pathogenic microorganisms with pathogenic microorganisms. Fire with fire. Interdepartmental drinks were had, relationships made..."