Sleeping At Your Desk?
Best Excuses if You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk:
"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
"This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time
management course you sent me to."
"Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper."
"I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and
envisioning a new paradigm!"
"This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"
"I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance."
Actually doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) you
learned at the last mandatory seminar your boss made you attend.
"I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related
stress. Are you discriminatory towards people who practice Yoga?"
"Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to
our biggest problem."
"The coffee machine is broken...."
"Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."
"Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"
"Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!"
"Wasn't sleeping. Was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."
"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know."