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Old 12-11-2003, 09:20   #1
lethal tupperwa
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Subject: Al, Bill and Hillary

Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and Al Gore were in an airplane that
crashed. They died and went to heaven and came before God who was sitting
on the Great White Throne.

God addresses Al first. "Al, what do you believe in?"

"Well, I believe I won that election, but that it was your will that I
did not serve. And I've come to understand that now."

God thinks for a second and says "Okay, very good. Come and sit at my
left."

God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?"

"I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge
against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me."

God thinks for a second and says "You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit
at my right."

God then address Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?"

"I believe you're sitting in my chair."
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