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Old 12-17-2003, 17:54   #1
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The Cat in the Hat on aging:

I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
Oh, my God, what can I do?
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell
My mood is bad---can you tell?
My body's drooping
Have trouble pooping
The Golden Years are here at last
The Golden Years can kiss my ass.

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Old 12-18-2003, 03:26   #2
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I cant get it up,
So my time must be up,
but between me and you,
my wife can still screw




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