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Old 12-20-2003, 00:06   #1
ChuteTheMall
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Christmas Cake Recipe

Christmas Cake Recipe

1 cup of water
1 tsp. baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp. salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
nuts
1 bottle Jose Quervo
2 cups of dried fruit

Sample the Quervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Quervo
again.

To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and
drink.
Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy
bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar.
Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Quervo is still OK.
Try another cup..just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried
fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor. Mix on the turner. If
the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a
drewscriver.
Sample the Quervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a shizz.
Check the Jose Quervo.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add
a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the
oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, Finish the Jose Quervo
and kick the cat.
CHERRY MISTMAS!


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