Take one 8 oz block of cream cheese, leave out to soften. One can of smoked clams, the sardine can size. About one Tablespoon of mayonnaise, sprinkling of thyme leaves. Mince the clams, add to a bowl with the oil from the can and mix in the other ingredients.
Heat one can of chili without beans, add one block of cream cheese and stir until melted.
There are many others, these are simple and quick to fix.
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