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Old 02-05-2004, 08:34   #1
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One evening Mike went over to his friend Terry's house to play cards with some friends.

Mike sat directly across from Terry's Wife.

Mike dropped a card on the floor and bent down to pick it up. When he looked across the table he saw that Terry's wife had her legs open and no panties on. He sat up and was flushed.

He went into the kitchen to get a drink of water. To his surprise, Terry's wife had followed him into the kitchen and said, "Did you like what you saw?"

Mike said "yes, I did." She said, "Well, you can get more than that, but it will cost you $500."

So Mike thought about his financial situation and said OK.

She said "So meet me here tomorrow at 2:30, because Terry will be at work then.

Mike said, "I'll see you then."

The next day, Mike came over, they had sex, he paid her, then he left.

Later Terry came home and said, "Has Mike been over here today?"

She said, thinking she had been caught, "As a matter of fact, yes."

Terry asked, "Did he leave $500?"

She said as a matter of fact he did.

Terry said, "Good because that fool came by my job this morning and asked to borrow $500 untill this evening, and said he would leave it with you."
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