Used Car Sales
Bill decided to try his hand at a new job and secured
one as a used car salesman. He had no experience in
this field but he figured he could use the old sales
pitch that the car was *like brand-new* and had only
been driven by a little old lady on Sundays. He tried
that approach on every prospective buyer but none
seemed to believe him and no sales were made that day.
His boss was furious and threatened to fire Bill if he
didn't sell any cars the following day. The following
day he decided to change his sales pitch and sure
enough he sold three cars. The manager of the used car
dealership called him over and asked what he had done
to bring about all these sales.
Bill grinned, "Well they didn't believe my little old lady story, so I
told them that the car had previously been owned by
your daughter who only used the backseat."
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