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Old 05-24-2004, 01:47   #1
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A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket, and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him
that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent that the boy ask his manager about the matter.

Walking into the back room, the boy said to the manager, "Some butthole wants to buy half a head of lettuce." As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half."

The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way.

Later the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here."

"Where are you from, son?"

"Texas, sir," the boy replied.

"Well, why did you leave Texas?" the manager asked.

The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and football players down there."

"Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Texas."

"No ****???" replied the boy. "Who'd she play for?"
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Old 05-24-2004, 11:44   #2
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Hahaha thats the funniest **** i have ever heard. Where do you get all these?
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Old 05-24-2004, 14:26   #3
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Hahaha thats the funniest **** i have ever heard. Where do you get all these?
My friends send me a lot of jokes and I hear alot at work;f
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Old 05-25-2004, 21:21   #4
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Oakie,

With all the jokes you hear at work you must not get much work done.
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Old 05-25-2004, 22:16   #5
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He's from Oklahoma, what do you expect? :-p
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Old 05-26-2004, 01:34   #6
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He's from Oklahoma, what do you expect? :-p
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