One morning, former-President Clinton was out for his morning jog when he came across a disgruntled drunk who was cursing Clinton for his lack of a military record.
The drunk then proceeded to throw a beer at Clinton.
Fortunately, it was a draft beer, so he was able to dodge it.
Don't dial 911, dial 1911
If you don't stand behind our troops, PLEASE feel free to stand in front of them!
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