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Old 06-01-2005, 08:57   #3426
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With Sir Rabbi distracted, Mongo and I will.....;f
Mongo is up here in the Penthouse partying. We both want you to get yer tail up here and party with us... so get yer tail up here! That other stuff can wait.
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Old 06-01-2005, 09:29   #3427
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Old 06-01-2005, 10:31   #3428
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wow, the party activity is certainly on a high around here. I am saving my party for a few more days, maybe sooner. I think Uncle is going to get shorted since he is going on his Safari.

Waiting for babies can be a pain, especially for Mrs. Bullman (pun intended) ;f
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Old 06-01-2005, 11:22   #3429
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where Lagoon Girls come *on*
don't stop til they're done!
the hottest thing goin' in moon or in sun..
the sky is no limit it's just a pretext
when 28 is the Mixtress caressin' the decks..
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Your promise to respect me in the morning is appreciated, but unnecessary. I will just sleep till noon.
Rabbi, your resourcefulness is obviously what keeps the Dungeon running with such chaotic precision, and, as all seasoned travellers know, a Penthouse is only as good as its Dungeon

hang in there Bullman and SvLJ, weekend's comin' !!

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Old 06-01-2005, 22:45   #3430
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In light of the goings-on, or lack thereof, I must admit that besides ammo, there are also some "other" provisions going on the safari. At last count, a case of "Hacker-Pschorr Weies(sp) is scheduled, as are at least 2 bottles of"Crown Royal Special Reserve". As we will be far from civilization, one must be ready with suitable libations. Unfortunately, the stock-on-hand situation doesn't permit the taking of any "N"Sweat Lager. It seems that there is barely enough for the scheduled Penthouse party, let alone the Dungeon denisons. & if the Swedish Bikini Team shows up unexpectadltly, we're gonna run short !

Female offspring has been instructed how to keep in touch....she will let me know of Sarah's arrival within 6 hours of it being posted. This means I will only miss a small percentage of the party. If we let the most honerable Rabbi re-work the books, I won't miss ANY of it.


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Old 06-01-2005, 22:53   #3431
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It will be posted as soon as human...Bovinely possible;f

After all, I will be the proud papa, wanting to show off my little princess, I am going to have her picture plastered all over the place.;f
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Old 06-02-2005, 00:39   #3432
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where Lagoon Girls come *on*
don't stop til they're done!
the hottest thing goin' in moon or in sun..
the sky is no limit it's just a pretext
when 28 is the Mixtress caressin' the decks..
SHAKE IT!!! ;+

Da Rabbi wouldn't be anywhere near so resourceful if it wasn't for us Penthouse types setting him up side down on the dungeon rack the way we do and having our special 10 Ring Dungeon Whip Master whipping the liv'n fear 'o Tazz out of him!

Hey, what can i say... it WORKS! Plus, well, he LOVES it!

On another note... can we have a drum roll for Bullman, please?

Ddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd.....
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Old 06-02-2005, 17:04   #3433
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Da Rabbi wouldn't be anywhere near so resourceful if it wasn't for us Penthouse types setting him up side down on the dungeon rack the way we do and having our special 10 Ring Dungeon Whip Master whipping the liv'n fear 'o Tazz out of him!
Tazz, the Dung Cru has an administrative question. Does the 10 Ring Dungeon Whip Master payroll and admin overhead allocation come out of 10-Ring funding (and thus subject to our embezzlement rate), or is it allocated from the Dungeon Operations Budget? Inquiring minds want to know!
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Old 06-02-2005, 18:12   #3434
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Tazz, the Dung Cru has an administrative question. Does the 10 Ring Dungeon Whip Master payroll and admin overhead allocation come out of 10-Ring funding (and thus subject to our embezzlement rate), or is it allocated from the Dungeon Operations Budget? Inquiring minds want to know!
Good question. The wonderful thing about our dungeon is that it pays for itself and returns quite a fat profit. The 10 Ring Dungeon Whip Master payroll and admin overhead allocation comes directly from the moneys paid by all those who pay $1000 in advance for an hour of torture by our expert Whip Master, plus, they pay another premium for preferential time slots, plus graft. Further, since the experience is so highly regarded by the rich and famous and only the "qualified" can even sign up after a extensive background check (another $5000, non-refundable). In addition, since it is a dungeon, drinks cost extra, and we make a pretty penny from that. The Whip Master also is asked to do "special treats", which, of course, are priced according to her whims, and since, of course, it is torture, she prices tortureously. Jay Leno has been known to commonly pay well in excess of a million dollars for certain things he likes, which, sorry, we have to remain descrete about the specifics. Then there is also the Gift Shop which really rakes it in.

I could go on and on, but i think you get the idea.
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Old 06-02-2005, 18:34   #3435
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next time "j" is downstairs i have dibs on the MTT for some Lagoon touring..
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Old 06-04-2005, 12:34   #3436
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notice to Diplomatic personnel

"according to medical reaearch, Borg implants can cause severe skin irritation" (Starfleet Medical Assistance Program)

28 <~~~~ watching "First Contact" to assimilate knowledge about our new allies..
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Old 06-04-2005, 16:42   #3437
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Old 06-04-2005, 19:37   #3438
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SHAKE IT!!! ;+

On another note... can we have a drum roll for Bullman, please?

Ddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd.....

I am sorry for taxing your drummer so. I have given some thought to your advice to Shaking Mrs. Bullman (the now less than svelte little jersey). I have been told it is a bad thing to shake a baby though, so I am not really sure how to do this. Tried sitting her on top of the washing machine the other night, but I should have made it more out of balance before putting her there. This waiting business sucks. If Sarah doesn't come on her own, the doc is going in to get her on the 10th, so your drummer may want to take a break;f
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Old 06-04-2005, 22:44   #3439
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Old 06-05-2005, 00:01   #3440
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The Borg are our allies now?? geez whats going on, I leave for a couple of years and everything falls apart. Does this mean I have to take my mounted borg heads off my wall?
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Old 06-05-2005, 00:19   #3441
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we are at war with Eurasia, we have *always* been at war with Eurasia.. the Borg have *always* been our allies, the records reflect this.. i think your trophies will be ok though provided they've been properly deactivated, but you should consult G33 on that, she's tight with their Queen and can arrange the permits..
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consult G33 on that, she's tight with their Queen
Oh, no!! Does this mean Gee Tree-Tree has been ass-laminated??? ;P ;f
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long live the Queen!

..actually i think she may *be* the Queen.. and i'm committing a *serious* breach of Lagoon Ministry of Truth policy by telling you this (Rabbi, cover me here; this never happened) but:

yesterday Data, in a most dastardly, duplicitous deed, conspired with Picard to co-opt the collective - dealing from what were decidedly the most damnable depths of the deck (especiially after She'd just halped him realise the dream he'd described) - and caught the Queen in a rare moment of vulnerability and proceeded to trash the bridge of Her ship while Picard ripped off Her head and did unspeakable things to Her neck as Her life-lights slowly ceased to glow..

.. but She did not go quickly, and as all this was transpiring, i thought i saw some cargo ships on the port bow (if cubes can *have* bows), sporting the Jolly Roger (the timing being *very* conspicuous with G33's current "vacation cruise"), which were gone by the time the Starfleet conspirators had beamed out..

so it could be that She was able to transmit her DNA algorithm to G33's flagship where G33 assimiliated it and gained a beautiful Borg ass in the process, promising that G29 would of course be retained as Her Collective Consort and be far more than just a comely concubine..

if this is true, then rsisitance is indeed futile!!

but this is pure fiction and the records, as always, will reflect that. G33 is on a pleasure-cruise, wandering the waters with her earthly equal, we're still at war with Eurasia, and always have been.

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..actually i think she may *be* the Queen.. and i'm committing a *serious* breach of Lagoon Ministry of Truth policy by telling you this (Rabbi, cover me here; this never happened) but: ...

we're still at war with Eurasia, and always have been.
Susan, the Lagoon Ministry of Truth (Lagminitrue in 10-Ring parlance), has commissioned me, in my capacity as Dungeon Chief Propoganda Officer and Senior Doubletalk Artist, to let you know: during the 14th keg of last night's blowout, we did the transition. We're now at war with Eastasia, and always have been at war with Eastasia. Our maintenance crew got the banners switched in under 45 seconds, but you were clearly into the partying so deep that you missed the changeover.
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Old 06-05-2005, 22:28   #3446
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Oh, G33, pleaaase show us (ok, me in private if you must) your beautiful new asslamination! I happen to really appreciate the fine art of such things and i'm sure others here besides Susan and i do too! After all, this IS The 10 Ring! ;f

Hey... that gives me an idea... how about we have a special Asslamination Art Show in The 10 Ring Fine Arts Gallery, Museum, and Exhibition Hall? We could feature this fine and exquisite artistry from the cave era through the current and the Borg influence would fit right in!
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Old 06-05-2005, 23:56   #3447
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No.... i'm SAFE!!!:ladiesmn: ^6 [$

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Btw, G33, nice.... verrrry NICE! ;f
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