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Old 02-13-2005, 22:42   #3061
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Still waiting for the Monkey's lawyer joke........
As official custodian of the Monkey on this round, I counsel patience on the part of the 8:40PM faithful. The Monkey, in its meanderings among the thread recipients over all the transfers, has developed a measure of judgement, sophistication, and knowledge of its importance in the 8:40PM outlook on life. In its Penthouse stays, it has learned the important nuances of partying, and in its Dungeon interludes, it has picked up some quite unexpected talents in admin, finance, and repartee. The Monkey is working up a truly creditable lawyer joke, and refuses to be rushed in this effort. Since the Monkey DNA is so useful to me in attracting G29/G33 Monkey DNA Removal sessions, I will not do anything to negate this useful feature of the 10-Ring way of life; I advise the same course of action for the Penthouse faithful.
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Old 02-13-2005, 22:59   #3062
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Given the intervention of the good Samurirabbi, we, the faithful, shall in fact, await a truely outstanding lawyer joke from the Monkey.
I will do my part to keep the Borg at bay, using no more than dark beer, the Bikini team, & if necessary,"Kong", my eldest G 20, whose handloads can defeat ANY known force field in this or it's alternate universe.

Mongo of course, to provide the gourmet cooking.





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Old 02-13-2005, 23:01   #3063
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not a lawyer joke but i thought it was funny just the same .


Little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said: You ;f
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Old 02-13-2005, 23:13   #3064
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Note to kool-aid....

By June, your avitar will be on the endangered species list !

The only thing more fun to shoot than a 10MM is the ULTIMATE .22..

.220 Swift. 10 1/2 lbs. 24X scope, 6oz trigger, 300yd "0", 55gr sp @ 3970fps. & uncle commutes to South Dakota in June!
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Old 02-13-2005, 23:17   #3065
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Note to kool-aid....

By June, your avitar will be on the endangered species list !

The only thing more fun to shoot than a 10MM is the ULTIMATE .22..

.220 Swift. 10 1/2 lbs. 24X scope, 6oz trigger, 300yd "0", 55gr sp @ 3970fps. & uncle commutes to South Dakota in June!
When herman fires back dont come crying to me!
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Old 02-13-2005, 23:19   #3066
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If he don't fire back first, he ain't gonna get a chance to fire back (BAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
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Old 02-13-2005, 23:21   #3067
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If he don't fire back first, he ain't gonna get a chance to fire back (BAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
Im calling in for an air raid!!
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Old 02-13-2005, 23:26   #3068
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forgot to mention, the 100yd barrell break-in group was .379", C-T-C ....for 12(!) shots.
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Old 02-13-2005, 23:31   #3069
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Well than i guess the avatar will be his memorial!!~
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Old 02-14-2005, 00:09   #3070
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forgot to mention, the 100yd barrell break-in group was .379", C-T-C ....for 12(!) shots.

*POOF*

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Old 02-14-2005, 10:49   #3071
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Old 02-14-2005, 10:50   #3072
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Old 02-14-2005, 10:51   #3073
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Old 02-14-2005, 10:52   #3074
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Old 02-14-2005, 10:53   #3075
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Old 02-14-2005, 10:54   #3076
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Thanks to my new office assistant:
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Old 02-14-2005, 10:59   #3077
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Old 02-14-2005, 11:05   #3078
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Wow




I just woke up to find ... well... to find...


well


that the view from the Condo is a beautiful as ever.







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Old 02-16-2005, 18:25   #3080
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IMPORTANT 10-RING FACILITY ANNOUNCEMENT:

The Monkey is ready to publish his promised lawyer joke.

Permit me a personal note: Even though jurisdiction over the Monkey has passed to the esteemed and lovely G33, the Monkey nevertheless requested that the joke be published under my banner. I am touched and honored by this exquisite and subtle honor bestowed on me by the Monkey.

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One day, an engineer, a minister, a doctor, and a lawyer decide to see who can withstand disgusting conditions the longest. They grab the Monkey and go into a room.

On the 1st day, the engineer walks out of the room, saying "It's too disgusting, I can't stand it!"

On the 2nd day, the minister walks out, saying "I can't stand it anymore!"

On the 3rd day, the doctor walks out, saying "I can't handle any more in that room!

On the 4th day, the Monkey walks out ...
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